Seriously, England has posed more of a threat to the United States throughout history. They've been at war with the United States twice and during those wars killed numerous Americans on American soil. Where's the outrage towards the Brits? And why stop there? The US should attack any country with nuclear weapons:
Russia: They're evil, as is evidenced by numerous movies, plus they have nukes. And look at those beady eyes! Come on! Just look at them!
China: They've been sending us shitty merchandise for years, like the toys in Happy Meals. Is there entire economy based on these things? As Ronald Reagan would say, "Nuke the filthy fuckers!"
Pakistan: Their president's name is Pervez, which sounds like a Spanish word for pervert. Can we trust that? No. Perverts have no place in America. Except the clergy.
India: The only good thing ever related to India was Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. Bollywood alone is reason to attack.
France: This is self-explanatory.
Canada: What's that? We don't have nuclear weapons? Man, we really are a bunch of pussies. But we can still drink the US under the table. Ah Canada�the designated driver of North America.
