I feel really sorry for Iraq, they're in a real Catch-22. If they show the world where their weapons are (assuming they possess them) then the United States will say that they must attack. If Iraq claims they have no weapons, then the United States will attack because they'll say that Iraq is lying and hence they must be found out and stopped. What possible course of action can Iraq take? As Bart Simpson said, you're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't.

But will Iraq really be attacked? Dubya's been talking for almost a year now about the need to attack Iraq and that it is imminent. If Bush is so convinced that he has to attack Sadaam, why is he waiting? Bush is like the guy that talks a ton of shit about all the awesome stuff he's going to buy and do in the near future.

"Yeah man, I'm totally gonna get this awesome Beamer with a $5 grand stereo system. It's gonna be fuckin awesome dude. Just wait."
And his friends sit around and nod their heads, rolling their eyes, because he always says this. Like the dopehead who says he's going to clean up his act. So Bush is like Snoop Dogg, except with more crack, history of alcohol dependency, reckless business practices, and DUI's.
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