"You think your life is tough? Try being a parent."
-On being a father-

"They have very bad taste. I am NOT a good-looking guy."
-On being a sex symbol-

"Never run in the rain with your socks on"

"There is nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it."

"Well, someone come up here and tell a story...since we're all so used to me changing my fucking strings"
-At a show in 1991 when his guitar string broke-

It was the closest thing to complete chaos I have ever seen...and I didn't like it.
-On Woodstock 99-

More to come soon!