Dungeon Crawl Blues

Merchant got kidnapped
Don't know what I'm gonna do
Merchant got kidnapped
Don't know what I'm gonna do
Went and followed those kidnappers
Then our party split in two

There's a spider in the ceiling
What a terror and a pain
There's a spider in the ceiling
What a terror and a pain
Stabbed that spider with our steely swords
Then our wizard went insane

Spikes on the ceiling
Shrieking fungus in a hole
Spikes on the ceiling
Shrieking fungus in a hole
Yeah, our wemic got pincushioned
I got stabbed in my thigh-bone

Oh, don't touch that skull of evil
Turn around, man, look away
Oh, don't touch that skull of evil
Turn around, man, look away
Nearly wiped out our whole party
'Til our wizard saved the day

We fought a pool of acid
I don't even know why
We fought a pool of acid
I don't even know why
We ALL fell into the water
Two more people drowned and died

Trapped with a mummy
And his evil undead friends
Trapped with a mummy
And his evil undead friends
Everybody's going crazy
Looks like this might be the end