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| hello my name is Helen in the next few pages you can find out everything you want and dont want to know about me and about my family and a hidden link to my secret porn site!! lol |
| first the boring stuff- as i said above my name is Helen, i am 37 years young, with a football team of kids (well a 6-a-side 1 that is!!) . I come from a very large family, so large that everybody in our town thinks we're inbreds!! lol |
| If you look at my photos page you'll see I'm a bit vain and a tart aswell! lol I'm sure you've gathered by now, I have a wicked sense of humour, and if you haven't gathered that by now you must be thick!! lol I like watching movies, particularly sci-fi, supernatural and comedy. I like listening to music, of which I have a varied taste, but in particular I like Robbie, Wheatus, U2, Belinda Carlisle, Shania Twain and of course Blondie. I like games consoles especially the playstation. As yet I don't have a playstation 2 but I will do soon. My favourite games are RPG's- all the Final Fantasy's, and I HATE football games! I like to talk to my friends online as I am a right chatterbox, and I like going to the pub and having a few drinks. My favourite drink is Vodka and Coke. I do like to dance when I go out but I have to be in the mood (for dancing that is lol). I like to keep fit which is why I have weights at home, when I have the time. |
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| I have many friends but only a few really good friends (and they are blind, deaf and dumb, thats why they are friends with me lol). We are always taking the piss out of each other, but they do it more boo hoo, dont you feel sorry for me lol. We like to play badminton a few times aweek and have really big water fights with half the kids on the estate, nobody is sure who is the biggest kids (but I know cos we are taller than them lol). |