Celebrated the 11th week each semester!
Words by the great Eskihote Philosopher DiPane
I see the sun and the green stalks of celery
Not one, not two, but three stalks of celery.
All for the Flankbee
Today is Flankbee Day! YEAHHH!
.
* Celery was first discovered in Alaska 3000 years ago.
* One crop was saved by the Flankbee in the great Eskihote War.
*The name celery comes from the Eskihote name "celeri".
*A less tasty version is grown in Mediterranean countries.
*Choose celery year round! The best celery comes from the colder regions near the Artic Circle.
* This tasty treat will give you the courage of Flankbee!
Cut up 10 stalks of celery
Mix with 1 1/2 Cups of Flour
Mix in 3/4 cup of sugar
Add 1 tsp of salt and 1 tsp baking powder
Mix in 2 eggs.
Drop in rounded teaspoons full onto greased cookie sheet.
Bake for 10 minutes at 350. Top with brown sugar and extra celery bits! YUM!
Many children and adults wear festive Flankbee Wolf hats in honor of Flankbee Day each season. According to customs, the hats protect the wearer from the Vortes that come out each winter. Adult Eskihote males may wear hats made of wolf skins. Children wear elaborate hats given as Flankbee gifts. A new Flankbee wolf hat is considered a treasured gift by all.
What did you think about our Flankbee Celebration? Did it change your ideas about doing holidays with children? Sign the guest book below--we'd love to hear your thoughts!!
Dr. K
