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The youngest jilly Chelle - lets have the fat stats. Vital Stats: Name:�������������� Michelle Scully, �Chelle, Mouth Age:��������������� 15 Height:������������ 140 Weight:������������ 9 stone - the fat chumpster Birthplace:�������� OZ Favourite Food:���� Caralicious bars Favourite Colour:�� whatever Tess is wearing - the weirdo Favourite Hobby:��� stalking/eating/boy4 Favourite Sayings: �What a spunk!� ������������������ �Boy4� Cri-key, Chelle is the most annoying drongo going.� What with her constant whinging and whining - shes enough to give diarrhoea the shits.� I bet after she was born Joe has never dared taken his strides off again, let alone his dacks - even when Lynny is wearing her leopard negligee - phoarr!! At school she�s about as popular as a turd in a luncbox.� With only one mate - Tess, and if you call stalking a basis for friendship you�re as much a dag as Chelle. At home she mopes around all day, dobbing on people.� If it wasn�t for that pesky kid, Patsy, (yip-yip), would have got away with it, which would have been great.� Lou could have got rid of all the old crud his ugly sheila - Cheryll - bought, and replaced it with lads stuff for both him and Drew to tempt the ladies. |
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