Harvey

Harvey is a true mongrel, as Joe (the flamin mongrel) Scully keenly pointed out everytime it caused a bit of strife down at the building site.

However, being chased away by Joe has been the least of this poor bitzas� problems.� Born at an early age, to a bitch of a mother, he obviously had a bad start to life.� Both parents were different.� Yet this wasn�t to be his downfall.� The real problems lay in the fact that his father was a Chihuahua and his mother an Alsatian.� This proved too much for him.� Questions raced through his mind � �who am I?�, �what sort of dog am I?�� Such torment wasn�t helped when his mother went �missing� behind the Cop-off Shop (those BBQ Tofu Specials certainly don�t contain any �meat�, do they Harold).� Unable to control him alone, his father let go of the leash, and the confused cannine went on search for the truth.� This led him to Elliot�s Park.� Here he found the truth.�

I�ll let him explain in his own words;
�Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof woof woof woof woof!!� Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof woof woof woof woof woof, woof, woof, woof, woof woof woof woof woof!� Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof woof woof woof woof, woof, woof, woof, woof woof woof woof woof woof, woof, woof, woof, woof woof!!� Woof woof woof woof, woof, woof, woof, woof woof woof woof woof woof, woof, woof, woof, woof woof woof woof woof, woof, woof woof woof woof woof woof, woof, woof, woof, woof woof, woof, woof, woof, woof woof woof woof woof woof, woof, woof, woof, woof woof woof woof, woof, woof!! Eaddon Hills!! �

The rest they say is history.� Well you know the rest.� Tired of chasing the mutt away, Joe tried his best to run over it.� However, driving, not being one of Joe�s strong points (just look at all the scrapes he gets into in his Cab), he didn�t do a very good job.

Fearing the wrath of the KLA � Kannine Liberation Army � he scraped Harvey off the floor and took him home to replace the mysterious vanishing T-Rex, who had probably escaped out the back of the yard once too often for Joe�s liking.

Here, Harvey now leads a good life, well as good as one can with the fact that he only gets taken out for walks once a month, and by �Chelle, so its just to the end of the drive and back.

Anyway.� He is happy.

Oh, I nearly forgot. The truth he found in Elliot�s Park, you want to know the truth.� Tough, you can�t handle the truth.