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| Male genitals want a raise I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: *I do physical labor *I work at great depths *I work head first *I do not get weekends off or public holidays *I work in a damp environment *I don't get paid overtime or shift penalties *I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation *I work in high temperatures *My work exposes me to contagious diseases Response From The Administration After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: *You do not work 8 hours straight *You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods *You do not always follow the orders of the management team *You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas *You take a lot of non-rostered breaks *You do not take initiative, you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working *You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift *You don't always observe H&S measures, such as wearing the correct protective outfits *You don't wait until pension age before retiring *You don't like working double shifts *You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the days work *And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags. |
| Q. What did God say after creating Adam? A. I must be able to do better than that. Q. How do you get a man to do sit-ups? A. Put the remote control between his toes. Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A. A widow. Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm cells to fertilize one egg? A. They won't stop to ask for directions. Q. Why does a penis have a hole in the end? A. So men can be open minded. Q. How are men and parking spots alike? A. Good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small. Q. What is the one thing that all men at single bars have in common? A. They are all married. |