| Gi Dies |
| By Lyndsey L |
| Disclaimer: ME NO OWN PLANET Warning: Virtually everyone in this fic gets drunk at least once. Just cause my dad took away my alcohol. Damnit. I do not have a problem. You�re the one with the problem. Oh, and thanks to Diana for the plot! ^_^ You know I love ya, planet-punk. ************************************************************************************************************************************* It was another beautiful day on Hope Island. The birds were green, the grass was singing, and the ocean was wet. It seemed as though everything was right in the world. But good things can�t last forever. In the Crystal Chamber, Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, was watching Dr. Blight walking down the street in a small town in the northwestern United States. Slamming down her half-empty bottle of Absolut she screamed, �PLANETEERS! WE HAVE AN ECO-EMERGENCY!� Stumbling in from various wholesome activities that they had been previously been doing, with the exception of Wheeler and Linka, the Planeteers began gingerly picking their way around the piles and shattered pieces of random whiskey and vodka bottles that littered the floor. Kwame gulped nervously, knowing how unpredictable the Spirit was when she was intoxicated. �What�s the matter, Gaia? What�s the problem?� he asked. Gaia grasped her head and sobbed, �Oh my God, that bastard dumped me! Dumped me, damnit! You want to know what he said? Well, do you?!� Gi said, �Ummm�Gaia, what�s the eco-emergency?� She looked up. �Eh? Oh, that.� She motioned with her hand. The large screen that sits in the middle of her chamber lit up like magic, well at least to Ma-Ti because he was smoking up behind the compost heap with his monkey only a few moments before. �Whooaaa�the lightsss�.� He giggled. �Cool.� Kwame gave him a confused look, and turned back to the screen. �Look at her! Just look at that filthy, sick polluter!� she slurred. The three planeteers stared at the screen. �Gaia, forgive me, but, what exactly is she doing that is so horrible?� The spirit was silent for about thirty seconds. She turned to then, her face livid with rage. �You ungrateful little shits!� She suddenly threw a beer can in their general direction, missing by a mile. �Get your asses out there and SAVE MY PLANET! IF YOU ARE NOT OUT OF THIS ISLAND�S AIRSPACE IN THREE MINUTES I WILL PERSONALLY TURN YOU ALL INTO DUST WITH THE LASER BEAMS THAT SHOOT OUT OF MY EYES!� Gi stated flatly, �You don�t have laser beams that shoot out of your eyes.� Ma-Ti gurgled. �Teehehehehe�lasers are funny!� Kwame grabbed him by the shirt collar and they all ran out for the Geo-Cruiser. Gaia mumbled Gi�s name and started sharpening something. BANG! BANG! Gi pounded on Linka�s door. �Get up, commie! We�ve got to go stop Blight from doing whatever the hell Gaia thinks she�s doing!� A surprised grunt and suddenly what sounded like bedcovers and Wheeler hitting the floor inside greeted her ears. Muffled swears followed, and the door opened to reveal both Linka and Wheeler dressed in a seemingly hasty manner. Linka glared at Gi. �Fine, we�re coming.� Ma-Ti snickered. �Shut up, Ma-Ti.� Part 2 |
| Part 1 |