| "Here's your pizza...are you alone?" "Honey, this isn't a porn movie." -Marian to a delivery guy |
| "You're painting the wind?! I have the best roommate ever." -Linz to Marian |
| "We should form our own party... the sleepover party!!" - Kim |
| "When I walked out of the elevator I thought you were all drunk." - Felix |
| "It's just an excuse for New Jersey people to call themselves New Yorkers." - Felix on West New York, NJ |
| "See...Alabama is symbolic for... Alabama *insert thrust here*" - Marian |
| "I love you Preston." - Matt |
| "Candy corn tastes like the underside of my dog." - Randall |
| "Appearances are fun if you have a good one." - Chris |
| "They must be lost - they look like gentiles." - Regarding Christians in the Kosher Cafe |
| Marian: "I would like to order some cheese fries." Employee of the Fresh Happy Tortilla: "Chicken taco?" Marian: "No, cheese fries." Employee: "Right, chicken taco." |
| "Yay for the lesbians!" - Christina |
| Linz: "There were TWO indian boys in the elevator!! They saw the package my mom sent me and were saying that they were sad they never get mail." Christina: "Why didn't you bring them with you?!" Marian: "Yeah, you should have said, 'You can borrow my package if I can borrow yours.' " |
| "I missed the actual fall and just saw feet." - Kim |
| "You always misquote me." - Matt |
| "We need a bitch." - Group consensus |
| "I'm curvy in a good way." - Matt |
| "I wear my mother's clothing." "Not only do I wear my mother's clothing, I wear yours as well Marian." -Matt |
| "Me putting on sleepypants would be me taking my jeans off right now." - Felix |
| "The Minority Whip-it" - Kim |
| Matt: "That's the reason I'm never getting married." Linz: "Because it would be like marrying your brother?" Matt: "Exactly." |
| "Convicts don't make good boyfriends." - Chris |
| "You two look like Barbie and Black Barbie." - Chris to Marian and Linz |
| "I came all the way to New York to live on the outskirts of the Bible Belt ... Again!" -Kim |
| "You Always Misquote Me." |