"Here's your pizza...are you alone?" "Honey, this isn't a porn movie." -Marian to a delivery guy |
"You're painting the wind?! I have the best roommate ever." -Linz to Marian |
"We should form our own party... the sleepover party!!" - Kim |
"When I walked out of the elevator I thought you were all drunk." - Felix |
"It's just an excuse for New Jersey people to call themselves New Yorkers." - Felix on West New York, NJ |
"See...Alabama is symbolic for... Alabama *insert thrust here*" - Marian |
"I love you Preston." - Matt |
"Candy corn tastes like the underside of my dog." - Randall |
"Appearances are fun if you have a good one." - Chris |
"They must be lost - they look like gentiles." - Regarding Christians in the Kosher Cafe |
Marian: "I would like to order some cheese fries." Employee of the Fresh Happy Tortilla: "Chicken taco?" Marian: "No, cheese fries." Employee: "Right, chicken taco." |
"Yay for the lesbians!" - Christina |
Linz: "There were TWO indian boys in the elevator!! They saw the package my mom sent me and were saying that they were sad they never get mail." Christina: "Why didn't you bring them with you?!" Marian: "Yeah, you should have said, 'You can borrow my package if I can borrow yours.' " |
"I missed the actual fall and just saw feet." - Kim |
"You always misquote me." - Matt |
"We need a bitch." - Group consensus |
"I'm curvy in a good way." - Matt |
"I wear my mother's clothing." "Not only do I wear my mother's clothing, I wear yours as well Marian." -Matt |
"Me putting on sleepypants would be me taking my jeans off right now." - Felix |
"The Minority Whip-it" - Kim |
Matt: "That's the reason I'm never getting married." Linz: "Because it would be like marrying your brother?" Matt: "Exactly." |
"Convicts don't make good boyfriends." - Chris |
"You two look like Barbie and Black Barbie." - Chris to Marian and Linz |
"I came all the way to New York to live on the outskirts of the Bible Belt ... Again!" -Kim |
"You Always Misquote Me." |