| Things You'll Never Hear Them Say |
| Akito "Guys, I've finally figured itout. I'm not a cook or a pilot. . .I'm a plumber!" "Let's Gekiga. . .Gekega. . .Let's just blow out their brains!" "Akatsuki, I made this friendship bracelet just for you!" "Ruri, I know you're just a little girl. . .but. . .can I have your autograph?" "Sorry Yurika, I'm leaving you for the How Mei girls." "Shut it, How Mei." Yurika "Hmm. . .Akito who? I want the Prospector!" "I've decided to join Nergal. They have the prettier logo!" "Ruri, you stupid little brat, shut up for once in your life." "F*#@ you, Akito" Megumi "Dammit, who the hell clogged ty console again?" "Jun, I hate you!" (OBVIOUSLY she'd never say that!) "Oh man. These Gekiganger voice actors need some SERIOUS help." (er. . .maybe she would. . .) "What are you doing here, Akito? Gawsh, you're so annoying!" Jun "Yurika. . .your eyes are like cesspools, your hair like sparkling blue toilet water. . ." "Akito, Akatski, buddies!" "I've decided this isn't the life for me. . .I'm going to be a plumber!" "Banana, anyone?" Ryoko "I love you, you love me!" "Jovians, Earthlings, stop this silly war! can't we all e friend?" "I knew I had a hidden talent. I am. . .a plumber!" "Scram Akatsuki! Jun is SO much hotter than you! "I understand you, Izumi." Hikaru "So anyway, when you apply pi to the quadration ratio. . ." (To Seiya's wife) "Hands off, bimbo! that's MY man." "You guys are right. Joe is nowhere near as pretty as Ken." "I've decided to give up my manga drawings and become. . .guess what. . .a plumber!" Izumi "Did you know that my first husband was a plumber?" "DIE JOVIANS!!! DIE!!! BWA HA HA HA HA!!!!!" "roses are red, violets are blue. . ." |
| Akatsuki (upon noticing celery in his teeth) "You guys! Why didn't you tell me? I look so silly! I'm so ashamed!" "So. . Akito. How 'about that Gekiganger?" "I've decided to donate my millions to charity." "wow HowMei, you are so right. Brad Pitt IS hotter than me!" "Aw, do we have to attack? C an't we just surrender or something?" Erina "I've decided that there are more important things in life than power." "Hey Akatsuki. You know MOSt secretaries have affairs with their bosses. . ." "Oh my gosh! You're right! I have the same haircut as Admiral Munetake!" "what mole?" How Mei "Eat shit, Jovians." "Put your hands over your head and give me all your saffron." "Hmm. . .girls, what do you think of the Prospector?" "PAELLA!!!" Minato "Wrong way, akito. My bedroom is THAt way." "Do you guys think that this incredibly low cut blouse makes my boobs look fat?" "Just so y'all know, I'm leaving to do a Revlon commercial." "Has anyone seen Tskomo? He seems to be missing." Prospector "Why the hel.l don't I have a name?" "Why the he.ll am I here?" "Noodles, anyone?" Seiya "Oh, a new Aesti? Yeah, just stick it in a corner somewhere. . ." "HowMei, these biscuits are tasty. But not as tasty as you. . ." "My wife. . .I shall never betray her trust in me!" Tskomo "Listen guys, we'll miss an episode of Gekiganger, but it's SO worth it!" "Minato, ye're even pertier'n Miss Nanako." "JOOEEEE!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!" Genichirou "So Izumi. Nice wig. Get it at Penny's?" "Miss Nana who?" Ruri "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!" Um. . .I forgot. Yeah, so it was, like, so totally rufus, y'know?" |