The sky is sombre, the streets are grey.
All of fantasyland is in mourning today
For Santa Claus was killed in a tragic mid-air
collision with an F-16,
The Easter Bunny remains in critical condition
following his dramatic rescue from a hunter's snare,
After five hours of deliberation, the jury found
the Tooth Fairy guilty of fraud & embezzlement,
Cinderella's glass slipper has been stolen,
the cow is stranded on the dark side of the moon,
Snow White is filing for divorce, and Cupid doesn't
believe in love.
I am sorry to say that hope's spark went out
this morning, and dreams no longer come true.
The Reality Advisory Committee has confirmed
an infiltration of our borders.  Citizens are advised to
stay calm, remain in their homes, and keep listening
for further announcements.