As the title says, this is my page of quotes. Enjoy!

"It was just coincidence that I was struck by lightning after I heard a thunderous voice from the sky..." --Colby

Me: "What's your earliest memory of the Great Depression?"
My grandmother: "Eating lots and lots of beans."

"Each of my ears was trying to listen to two different conversations and my mind was just going 'Boink! Boink! Boink!'" --my mom

"GADUNK!" --Lauren

"i want a mini-colby, to sit in the corner, and when i want techno music, just push a button." --Jessica

"Thou call'st me a dog before thou hadst cause,
But since I am a dog, beware my fangs."
--Shakespeare "The Merchant of Venice," Act 3 Scene 3

"This chair has intelligence. It knows how to be a good chair." --Claigh Jensen
(you wish he were your mother's therapist...)

"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words." --Unknown

Me: "I wanted to sleep, but I couldn't."
Ned: "How come?"
Me: "I was awake."

"The day I find bones in my french fries is the day I start running away from potatoes." --my mom

"Catnip seeds are scary." --Jessica

"They could find some hidden symbolism in a raisin!" --my dad

"Windows 95 was worse than being artificially inseminated ... and we should know." --Cow 2 of the Mad Cow Dialogue

"Gotta love those clip-on tattoos..." --Caitlin

My church Young Women's leader: "Imagine what it'd be like to be able to design your own heaven... You could have anything you wanted there..."
Me: "I just want a tree."

"I'm not shallow, I'm deep...like the deep end of the baby pool..." --Alex

"omg! spider cricket! i saw it and thought, wtf?! giant flea! ima die!" --Jessica