These questions are from the Amber Diceless Roleplaying Game rulebook. The answers are in character, in Septima's voice.
Q: What is your favorite food? Drink? What food do you hate?
A: Hmm� my favorite food is tira misu, and my favorite drink is a dry red wine - a good merlot, but not together. Oh, god no.
As for hate - that is much too strong a word to apply to food, but I do not recommend serving seafood if you expect me to eat anything.
Q: How would you describe the perfect death?
A: The perfect death, is of course, not to die. Failing that, I think I should like to know well in advance so that I could set my affairs in order� and discover if there was any wiggling room in the deal.
Q: Describe your personal bedroom or suite.
A: My suite includes my bedroom, bath, parlor and laboratory. The bedroom is paneled in dark wood and hung with many elaborate tapestries. It is dominated by an enormous four-poster bed dressed in dark satin of deep blue and a pale latte-color. There are a few geometric-designed rugs scattered about the floor, as well as a wardrobe containing my clothing and a small side table with an oil lamp. The bathroom contains a large tub, toilet and sink, and the tiles are turquoise and rose. The parlor is done in reds and golds, and has a domed ceiling and a wall entirely of windows, opening onto a balcony festooned with roses. My laboratory has a vast array of sorcerous components, books, a desk with my personal correspondence and research in it, and of course, a small chemistry set up.
Q: How would you deal with relative's breach of etiquette in insulting you repeatedly in public?
A: It might, perhaps, be necessary to speak to someone else about this person's jarring lack of consideration for others. Let me see, who do I know who might deal with this effectively? My uncle Alexander, perhaps?
Q: If you ask Dworkin any one question, what would it be?
A: Your pardon, great Dworkin. Long have I desired to speak with you, and now I am awed in your presence. Would you perhaps be willing to do a painting for me, of the great city of Tir Na Nog'th?