Jokes

Subject: Joke Time Again
Filipino Names = Americanized Names

Gregorio Talahib = George Bush
TomasCruz = TomCruise
Macario Maldonado = Mac Donald
Remegio Batungbacal = Remington Steel
Victoria Malihim = Victoria Secret
Bienvenido Jurado = Ben Hur
Juanito Lakarin = Johnny Walker
Federico Hagibis = Federal Express
Esteban Magtaka = Stevie Wonder
Jaime Bondoc = James Bond
Leon Mangkahoy = Tiger Woods
Eleuterio Ignacio = Electronic Ignition
Bahag-Hari! = Burger King
Casimiro Buquerquer = Cashmere Bouquet
Maria Calas = Mary Kay
Rogelio Dagdagan = Roger Moore
Topacio Mamaril = Top Gun
Restituto Pruto = Tutti Frutti
Samuel Tampipi = Sam Sonite
Veneracion De Asis = Venereal Disease
Alfonso De Asis = Alzheimer Disease
Francisco Portero = Frank Porter
Diosdado Durante = Deo Dorant
Roberto Controlado = Bert Control
Marcelo Controlado = Muscle Control
Carpio Llanes = Carpool Lanes
Ligaya Anonuevo = Happy New Year
Ligaya Almundo = Joy To The World
Agapito Monteclaro = Earlywhistle Clearmountain

JOKES

Bakit malungkot ang kalendyaryo?
BAKIT??..... kasi bilang na ang araw niya.

Eh bakit masuwerte namn ang kalendyaryo?
BAKIT??.....Dahil marami siyang date.

ANAK: 'Tay ano ang pagkakaiba ng Supper sa Dinner?
ITAY: Anak, pagkumain tayo sa labas, Dinner 'yun.
Pag dito tayo kakain ng luto ng Mommy mo, Suffer yun!

Two married men talking...
1st man: Swerte ko, my wife is an Angel.
2nd man: Buti ka pa, ako ang asawa ko buhay pa.

Wife: Love, mahal mo ba ako?
Husband: Siyempre, asawa kita eh.
Wife: Enjoy ka ba sa akin?
Husband: Siyempre, asawa kita eh.
Wife: Baka naman niloloko mo lang ako?
Husband: Siyempre, asawa kita eh.

A man wanted to buy a bra for his wife but doesn't know the size.
SALESGIRL: Is it as big a papaya?
MAN: No.
SALESGIRL: An apple?
MAN: No.
SALESGIRL: Ahhh... an egg?
MAN: YES, but fried!

A filipino, black man, and a White guy are in a bar having a drink.
When a gorgeous woman comes up to them and says, "Whoever can use the words 'liver'
and 'cheese' in creative sentence can have me for tonight."

White guy: "I love liver and cheese"
Girl: "that's not good enough"
Black man: "I hate liver and cheese"
Girl: "That's not creative!"
Filipino: "Liver alone, cheese mine!"

I hope you'll all like this one!!! ENJOY!!!

Laugh!!!Laugh!!!!Laugh!!!! Enjoy

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