The Teacher From the Black Lagoon

Sometimes the first day of school can be scary. You don�t know what your teacher will be like. The teacher in this story does weird things to the kids in her class when they don�t behave. Her name is Mrs. Green and she has a tail and smoke comes out of her nostrils. She looks like a dragon mixed with an alligator. We voted on our best part and liked when she turned Randy Potts into a frog because he couldn�t spell "abracadabra kazam!" You�ll have to read this book to see how it all turns out when the bell rings.BACK

The Principal From the Black Lagoon

Have you ever had to go to the principal�s office? It can be VERY scary, especially at the Black Lagoon School. As he sits outside the principal�s office he remembers all the scary stories he heard about the principal. He even heard that she does experiments like giving kids chicken feet! In this story Randy Potts is a turtle in her aquarium! You will have to read to find out what happens all because he accidentally knocked his teacher�s wig off her head. We know you will laugh!BACK

The Gym Teacher From the Black Lagoon

Coach Kong is the new gym teacher at the Black Lagoon School. He came from Junior High and the kids have heard some scary stories about him. He makes kids run laps around the world and plays dodge ball with his truck. Our favorite part was when they played baseball with REAL BATS and tag with CRAZY GLUE! What will happen when the whistle blows? Read to find out. BACK

The School Nurse From the Black Lagoon

If you get sick at the Black Lagoon School you will have to visit their nurse, Miss Hearse. She looks like a giant anteater and eats gross stuff like worms and rats. YUCK! We thought this book was scary and are glad that our school nurse is not like Miss Hearse. BACK

The Librarian From the Black Lagoon

Mrs. Beamster is the librarian at the Black Lagoon School but all the kids know her as "The Laminator." She laminates anyone who is caught whispering. Do you know what a laminator is? Well, read this book to find out. BACK

The Cafeteria Lady From the Black Lagoon

This book was one of our favorites. The new cafeteria lady drives a garbage truck and looks like a pirate. Her name is Wanda Belch. Her food is REALLY GROSS! She makes things like sandwiches with real witches. This book was so gross BUT so funny too! BACK

The School Bus Driver From the Black Lagoon

T. Rex Fenderbender is the school bus driver for the Black Lagoon School. He drives real fast, runs into other cars and makes the kids pay for the gas. The best part of the book is when he turns the bus into a monster truck for the Monster Truck Show. BACK

The Music Teacher From the Black Lagoon

The new music teacher�s name is Miss LaNote and the kids say she dresses like a Viking. See what really happens when they sit down in the music room.
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The Custodian From the Black Lagoon

The custodian at the Black lagoon School is Fester Smudge and he lives under the school. Our favorite part was when he tried to fix a leak and the cafeteria was underwater for a week. Read this one and find out if he ever gets things fixed. BACK