2)You're so skinny when you turn sideways so vanish.
3)You're so skinny you hula-hoop with a cheerio.
4)You're so skinny you have to run around in the shower to get the water to hit you.
5)?You' so skinny that you don't get stuffed into lockers you get stuffed into tootpick boxes.
6)You're so skinny when you lean against the wall you look like a crack.
7)I've been dieting for a month, but all that I've lost is 31 days!
8)Don't steal food from the skinny...they need it!
9)If farting is an art, then I am its Picasso.
10)How do I spel relief? F-A-R-T!
11)Be nice to nerds... chances are you'll end up working for one.
12)Earth first, we'll screw up th other planets later.
13)Sarcasm... just one more service I have to offer you.
14)PMS= Punish Men Severly.
15)BEER! Helping white guys dance since 1842!
16)Laugh and the world laughs with you.....Puke and you're on your own!
17)Officer! I've got no coffee, cleavage or doughnuts, so just give me the ticket!
18)Don't worry about what people think-they don't do it very often.