1)I tried to see your point, but i couldn't get my head that far up my ass.
2)If Iwanted to hear an asshole I'd fart!
3)I'm fat. You're ugly. Have a nice day.
4)God loves you....but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
1)Did you forget to take your medication today?
2)If I throw a stick will you leave
3)I see you've set up this special time to humiliate your-self in public.
4)I don't take it personally, every time you open your mouth you offend someone.
5)And, which dwarf are you?
6)Your way to skinny but don't worry it's not the size, it's..... wait, no it is the size.
7)I'll try to be skinnier if you try to be smarter.
1)Listen buttface im in no mood to deal with a sticklike idiot today... so back off skinny!!
2)Thank you for telling me i'm fat! <in babyish voice> you wanna treat? Good twig!<lightly smack face>
3)Hey, if I were stranded on a desert island with no food I'd last long enough to get rescued.