(Limerick)
I once met
a young maiden from Cork
Who dined
daily on mutton and pork
She pursued
me in haste
Like a pig
I was chased
From her
board to her bed with a fork!
New York,
ca. 1968
(Bastard
Limerick)
I once met
an old dyke from Dijon
Who hadn’t
had head in an eon
Her sex
life was rotten
Because
she’d forgotten
The Grey
Poupon to go down on!
IF I VAZ …
From a late 16th century Greek Sephardic nursery rhyme, later
becoming Ashkenazi by way of the Turkish conquests in Eastern Europe and
adapted subsequently to the late 20th century Hungarian-Jewish hip New York
dating scène. It is to be sung to the
tune of Grieg's In
the Hall of the Mountain King (kind of).
If I vaz a
rhetor ║ viz za gift of gab
I betchya
I could ghet her ║ in za taxi cab
I betchya
I could stupf her ║ zo's her zocks cum off
Before vee
ghet to ZoHo ║ and my cock falls off