| Six Serious Guy |
| NO-NOS |
| 1. Crying Yourself to Sleep. Exceptions: Your dad dies, sororities are outlawed, your car gets repossessed. 2. Fighting a Buddy Over a Girl. Exceptions: The girl has a snappin' body, or if you can take him. 3. Shaving Your Privates. Exceptions: Your doing a porno film or your girlfriend likes it that way. 4. Arguing Splitting a Bill Evenly. Exceptions: NONE. Cheap people should be outlawed. 5. Kicking a Guy in The Balls. Exceptions: You're new in prison and fighting for your ass virginity. 6. Badmouthing a Bond Film. Exceptions: If the person doing the badmouthing has saved the world from an evil but brilliant, captain of industry. |