| Ten Things You'll NEVER Get Your Girlfriend to Say. But Don't Stop Trying... |
| "Honey, I'm worried I'm not obedient enough." "Sex with just the two of us is starting to bore the crap out of me." "If your're done wearing that, just let it drop. I'll pick it up later." "What other areas of history should I read up on?" "I need your help figuring out how I can stop buying so many shoes." "Are you as concerned as I am that your poker skills are deteriorating?" "I haven't brought this up to you before, but I fell inadequate because I don't know the difference between the WWF and the WCW. Help!" "I find these circles we've been driving in for two hours to be soothing. Please don't kill the mood by asking for directions." "I'm Pretty sure we're not renting enough Jackie Chan movies. Do you agree?" "Boy, I sure am talkative. If you want to zone out once in a while, it's OK by me." |