| DREAM ON! Much of a mans like is spent - lying to bosses, peers, parents and girls. It's an art form that is practiced early in childhood and hopefully perfected by the time you started using your fake ID. Here are 7 things that you tend to see men saying to themselves throughout there lives... 1 You Can Rap: Watching Rap City and BET never fails to inspire guys to get in touch with there inner-gangstas. 2 You Could Land A Commercial Airliner If The Pilot Died: You consider the move "Airplane" the definitive guide to flying a 747. 3 You Could Cook Somthing Edible: While flipping past the Food network, you realize how easy it is to be a gourmet chef. 4 You Can Bench Press Your Own Weight: You helped a woman lift a bag of charcoal into her cart at the store and suddenly you're an Iron Man finalist. 5 If You Were in an Elevator With the Lovely Jennifer Lopez, You'd Get Her Phone Number: I have no clue how you can even think that one through. 6 The Chick Who Blew You Off is a Lesbian: Wow, who knew that so many lesbians hung out at singles bars? 7 You Would Tell An Armed Mugger "Give Me The Gun": You take a BB gun away from a ten year old and suddenly you are the neighborhood tough guy. |