* Jezyka crushed one of her fire lizard's eggs?
* Liaisyn was actually NICE?
* Janine and Tessa went absolutely nuts and gave a play-by-play of what they were doing on Janine's account?
* Janine and Tessa decided that 5 was a letter?
* Cole turned Tessa into a couch with the wand of couches, then while atop Tessa turned himself into a couch, and thus the pair, without hands to hold wands, were stuck like that? And Cole was on top... :(
* Laura and Tessa plotted to impeach Shannon as Weyrwoman (again), this time because she couldn't remember the location of Cerilend and P'rin's wedding, and replaced her with Cole? Who was later ousted by Tessa, who had the crown stolen by Laura who gave it back to Shannon?
* Cole shoved L'san's new flitt egg up Tek's nose? Fortunately, it was removed before it Hatched... ;)
* Shannon, Tessa and Gwyn founded the Gold Faction? KEEP OUR GOLDS QUEENS! AMBER AT MEDIUM DARKEST!
* We found out about Shannon being a Spanish porn star? ;)
* Fi told us we were known throughout NeoPern as the VALIHI CLIQUE? Hated by those who just "give themselves queens", hated by those who have 1-D characters and are incapable of writing, but loved and revered by those who know us well, a part of the ORIGINAL Weyrs!
* Valihi almost marched to war on Destiny Weyr?
* We celebrated neutral B'nor Day?
* T'seral's bronze Lianelith won Gwyn's gold Brelyth's flight, sending R'sad into a drunken bout of depression, during which he slept with Gwyn's little sister Nadia?
* We held bronze rider's night? 'Cause I don't... I was drunk...
* Gwyn kept walking back and forth in front of R'sad's weyr, in hopes of being noticed?
* Tesori ran his hands (which were covered with red wort solution) through his hair, temporarily streaking it red, then placed both hands atop Naralie's scalp, giving her two red handprints in her blonde hair?
* Tessa accused Krystal of having anemic characters?
* E'thain got sassed by Heylora, but ended up agreeing to teach her to pick-pocket anyway?
* We all found out about Tsukiryuu's morbid fear of fire lizards?
* Dalibor and Anodelle launched into an arguement over their annoying nicknames, which ended in Anodelle chasing after Dalibor with a boot, screaming "BOR! BOR! BOR!" like a banshee?
* We played the quiet game? Then the STRIP quiet game?
* Gwyn and Tessa revolutionized the world of chatspeak with their witty greetings?
* Gwyn, Tessa and Illy all helped named Cole's baby when we discovered he was pregnant??
* CJS thought Liaisyn was a man?
* Shannon suspected that Gwyn might be a man after Gwyn changed her title to "God"?
* Gwyn kept playing with her admin powers?
* Pera munched on the tasty gob of flesh until forced to spit it out?
* Pera commented on the "delectable candy cane" background for the Weyr at Christmas until drawn into a *dum dum duuuum* CANDY CANE TRANCE?!
* Liaisyn finally got pregnant? *emotional tear*
* Gwyn married the Attack Pea avatar? After, of course, Tessa had given him (the Attack Pea) CPR and stuffed him into a black Stetson...
* T'rayu broke his wrist in a Weyrling lesson where he was supposed to fly, before he even got off the ground, thus creating what appears to be the first Pernese rodeo? Yeehaw, dragonriding to the extreme!
* Lenique actually kissed D'von? *gasp*
* Shanley and Heylora first met, despised each other, but eventually formed a friendship that should have lasted the rest of their lives, initiated by a prank that involved Tsukiryuu and a bucket of stew and redwort?
* Sarlina's fire lizards stole T'sor's pants and took them between?
* And then T'sor still had to wear them?
* Anodelle broke her thumb punching Dalibor?
* Illy went absolutely nuts and killed Orlando Bloom?
* Cerilend and P'rin broke up, and Isinra seduced P'rin?
* Krystal hit on Cole without even realising it?
* Talia Impressed a GREEN dragon, dashing any hopes she and D'meas had of fulfilling their childhood promises of Weyrleadership?
* Sraelyth went stir crazy and started talking to her first clutch, even trying to name some of the eggs? George, and Syndy, and Bob...
* George, Syndy, and Bob (Sargerogeth, Syndyth, and Roberth) actually showed up in the clutch?
* Liryken and O'meas threw Shiandra in the lake at Windstream's Junior Graduation?
* Shiandra punched O'meas and dragged Liryken around by her ear for it?
* Five separate people (Nika, D'ven, Rozi, Tiation, and Aidan) all thought they'd killed Natan?
* Illy gave her first BS News Report?
* Ashla mentioned wet tunic contests in other Weyrs, and Das and Gal launched into an arguement over who would win between Travis and D'von?
* Enitan discovered his Candidate barrack mate's precious mold collection?
* Tirachnel stole Enitan's Candidate robe, forcing Enitan to attend Alinorath's Hatching wearing a modified pillowcase?
* Shannon got her second account (cerisqueen) frozen? Oy vey!
* T'seral was killed by Talia, and Tessa almost cried with happiness?