Funny SMS Sher's
Kehete hai ishq mein neend udd jaati hai,
Koi humse bhi to ishq kar ke dekhe,
Kambhaqt hummain neend bahut aati hai.
Kaun kambaqt bardasht karne ke liye peeta hai
Kaun kambaqt bardasht karne ke liye peeta hai
Asoka ke liye maine Filmfare Award nahi jeeta hai
Tawaaif ke taqdeer mein shohar nahin hote
Tawaaif ke taqdeer mein shohar nahin hote
Jo achchi film banate hai woh Karan Johar nahin hote
Suna chunni babu, ab humein tawaaif ishq ki baatein seekhayegi
Suna chunni babu, ab humein tawaaif ishq ki baatein seekhayegi
Aditya Chopra kya kam tha, jo ab yeh humein pakaayegi
Thakurain, tawaaif ki toh taqdeer nahin hoti
Thakurain, tawaaif ki toh taqdeer nahin hoti
Is liye we never invest money in LIC jeevan jyoti
Silsila yeh chaahat ka na maine bujhne diya
Silsila yeh chaahat ka na maine bujhne diya
Bade Miya Bade Miya Chotte Miya toh Chhote Miya
Sheeshe se sheesha takraye jo bhi ho anjaam
Sheeshe se sheesha takraye jo bhi ho anjaam
Shriram Jairam Jai jai Ram
Dola Re Dola Re Dole re Dola Dola Re Dola Re
Dole re Dola Wait a minute, chakkar aa raha hai!
Humpe yeh kisne haraa rang daala
Humpe yeh kisne haraa rang daala
Chill yaar... Holi hai
Tut jaate hai kabhi gaherein rishtey bhi,
Gair ban jaate hai pal bhar mein apne bhi.
Ek na ek shamma andhere mein jalaye rakhiye,
Subha hone ko hai mauhol banaye rakhiye,
Kaun jane wo kis gali se guzre,
Har gali ko phoolo se sajaye rakhiye!
Dava bhi kam na aaye,
Dua bhi kam na aaye.
Bas dost teri muskurahat kam aaye!
Yeh mat pucho tum bin hum kya kya khote rahe,
Tumhari yaadon mein hum roz kitne rote rahe,
Na din gujre hai na raatein,
Bas kuch bechain se hum hote rahe!
Teri nafarat mein wo dam nahi jo meri chaht ko mita de,
Yeh mohabat hai koi khel nahi jo koi haske bhoola de!
Na khuda dil banata na kisise pyar hota,
Na kisiki yaad ati na kisika intazar hota.
Dil diya hai ise sambhal ke rakhna,
Shishe se bana hai pathar se dur rakhna!
Teri nafrat mein dam nahi jo meri chahat ko mita de,
Yeh mohabbat hai koi khel nahi jo kohi haske bhula de.
Heart hai magar attack nahi,
Blood hai magar pressure nahi,
Dil hai magar dildar nahi.
Likhte hai unhe jo yaad aate hai.
Unhe kya likhe jo sada dil mein rehte hai.
Nazar se nazar milti hai,
Dil se dil milte hai,
Magar is duniya mein chanewale,
Badi mushkil se milte hai.
Mein tere khawb dekhu,
Bhale hi tu mujhe bhool jaye,
Dekhte hi dekhte magar,
Aankho me paani bhaar aaye.
Patjhad, sawan, basant, bahar,
Ek baras ke mausam chaar,
Paanchva mausam pyaar ka.........intezaar ka.
saaz hai magar, gaana nahi aata.
Botal hai magar, sharab nahi aata.
Dard hai magar, rona nahi aata
Kabhi na kabhi to baharon ke phool murjha jayenge,
Bhule bhi kabhi hum tumhe yaad ayenge,
Ehsaas hoga tumhe meri dosti ka jab hum
bahot dur chale jayenge.
Phoolon se khubsurat koi nahi,
Sagar se gehara koi nahi,
Ab aapki kya tariff karoon,
Dosto mein aap jaisa dost koi nahi.
Yaro mere marne ke bad aasu na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to upar chale aana
Kaash vadon ka matlab wo samajhte,
Kaash khamoshi ka matlab wo samajhte,
Nazar milti hai hazaron nazaron se,
Kaash meri nazaron ka matlab wo samajhte
Aankhon ki zuban wo samajh nahi pate,
Hoth magar kuch keh nahi pate,
Apni bebasi kis tarah kahe,
Koi hai jiske bina hum reh nahi pate
Pyar Mein Log Zinda Dafnaye Jatein Hein,
Pyar Mein Log Zinda Dafnaye Jatein Hein,
Kabar khood Ke Dekhon Intezaar Mein Paaye Jatte Hein.
God ne tujhe bheja to bheja,
Lekin bheja to aisa bheja ki bheje mein
bheja hi nahi bheja. Yeh mujhe kisi ne
bheja isliye maine tujhe Bheja.
Ruuth kar tum mujhe bhulane lage,
Itne durr hue ke bahut yaad aane lage,
Kaise bhuladu tumhe ek pal mein,
Jab tujhe pane mein mujhe zamane lage….
Ittefaq se hum mile,
Ittefaq se aap hume pasand aaye,
Ittefaq se hum dost bane,
Humari dosti ab ittefaq nahi,
Zindagi ki khoobsurat hakikat hai….
Aashman se barse moti jo bikhrne se toot na jaye,
dosti aisi mat karna aaj rahe kal toot na jaye.
Ae mere SMS, mere dost ke paas jana,
Agar who so rahe ho to shor mat machana,
Jab who jaage to dheere se muskarana,
Phir dil ka haal batana – Miss u.
Devdas ke babuji ne kaha ghar chhod do,
Ma ne kaha paro ko chodd do,
Paro ne kaha daroo chhod do,
Aapko kisne kaha SMS karma chhod do.
Knowing a friend like you has made me happy
in a million ways and if ever I have to let you go.
I will find the million reasons to make you stay.
Baat to who hi nahi karte,
Kehna to hamain bhi aata hai.
Yeh to apni apni ada hai,
Koi kehata hai koi chup rehata hai.
Dared dil mein gam ki kaliyan khilti hai,
Ab to tanhaiya aakar humse milti hai,
Aapne bandh kiya jabse sms karma,
Mobile ki battery jyada chalti hai.
Juice peene ka maza cup mein nahin
Glass mein hota hai
Greeting card dene ka maza gharwali ko nahin
Saali ko hota hai
