philo

cheating: No excuse. If you're going to cheat on someone, at least have the decency to break off the relationship beforehand. By cheating you show absolutely no respect to the person you're withm and very little to the person you cheat with.

dating more than one person at once: I can't do it. Continuously dating more than one person at a time seems a little greedy to me. Won't catch me in that predicament.

the "N" word: It completely and totally baffles me as to why there's still some sort of debate over this. You have on your hands a word that is so super-charged with meaning and insult that people nowadays (ESPECIALLY the people who should be most offended) sling it around like mashed potatoes in a food fight. It doesn't matter to me whether the word is used in insult or is somehow construed to be an endearing term. There is no correct form of use for this word. Not ending with "er." Not ending with "a." And let someone insult me with this word, it'll end in a beat down.

accents: As difficult as it is to imagine, if you go to the backwoods of Arkansas, you have an accent. Well, at least to the native folks. Let's say you're a New Yorker who travels to Atlanta. An Atlantan tells you you have an accent you don't think so because everyone from New York sounds the same to you. Keep in mind that everyone in Atlanta sounds the same to the Atlantan, so when you come toodling into town sounding like you're from New York, you too, my friend, have an accent. Dig?

Britney Spears: Overrated, over-exposed... in more ways than one. It's one thing to have talent and screw up a classic song that just about everyone loves (see: Madonna - American Pie... and if you didn't know that Madonna wasn't the originial artist of this song, go read a book) but it's an entirely different thing to not be able to sing worth a lick (ever wonder why she never did the National Anthem at the Super Bowl or World Series?) and utterly butcher a great great piece of work (see: Rolling Stones - Satisfaction, Joan Jett and the Blackhearts - I Love Rock n' Roll... and let us not forget her horrid on-stage girations with Aerosmith at Super Bowl 35) In the Pepsi commercial she turned Simply Irresistible to Simply Reprehensible... "she's so fine, there's no tellin where the money went?"... it went to her BOOBS. And frankly I don't see what it is that makes all these other guys drool over her... Not worthy of #1 on Maxim's Sexiest Women countdown... to each their own, I guess...

J.Lo: J.Ho. Maybe she should concentrate all of her energy on either singing or acting. Maybe then she'd be good at one because she sucks at both. Not worthy of #2 status among Maxim's Sexiest Women countdown. There's a difference between a big ass and a BIG ASS. She's the latter.

TLC: No, you don't have no money. No, I'm not gonna give you mine. And no, your career is goin no where. No, 15 minutes up, no more time... No you call these guys scrubs... when in fact you're scrubs yourselves. Whatever happened to TLC anyways... Shows you what happens to groups who hypocritically bash men...

Destiny's Child: Bills, Bills, Bills. Pay 'em your damn self. Destiny's Child? Destiny should've had an abortion.

80's: music from the 80's = good... shows in 2002 about the 80's = bad

Jealousy: Hey Jealousy by Gin Blossoms is a great song. Jealousy by significant others is a waste of time. If I don't give you a solid reason (other than your suspiscions) to be jealous, don't be. And don't try to make ME jealous... that's not a good career choice.