Baby Bash - Suga Suga
This song inspired the WORST award so it MUST have been bad. Nevermind the fact that the beat sounded like something out of a cartoon, from the sound of things the dude on this song was trying his hardest to sound like Nate Dogg... for the entire song. So some music executive hears this and thinks "cartoon music? guy with questionable musical talent and no ability to sing or rap or whatever you call that? where do I sign?!" ...right. Let's hope this first WORST was Baby Bash's last.
Past WORSTs:
Britney Spears - Toxic
Yes, I realize that virtually every song that Britney Spears "sings" could make this list but this one rises above all because of one thing: Britney's high pitched warbling sounds like that of a chipmunk on speed.
J-Kwon - Tipsy
Are you kidding me? Do you REALLY have to play this song all the time? "Ayrbodeh in da club getn tipsy" followed by some apparent hard breathing in the background. Yes. That makes quality music. Children's poetry has better rhyme than J-Kwon.
Ashlee Simpson - Pieces of Me
Ok. Anyone else getting the sense that the less talented Simpson is being forced upon us, riding on the coattails of Jessica's gotta-be-the-chest-because-she-has-questionable-talent success? Just checking.
Avril Lavigne - Don't Tell Me
"Did you think that I was gonna give it up to you, this time? / Did you think that it was somethin I was gonna do, and cry?"...is that all? Really? Now I'm not a songwriter but I know lack of ability when I see it.
Ciara f. Petey Pablo - Goodies
What the hell? Did you go to the Britney Spears School of Horrible High-Pitched Singing? Not to mention that the beat is perhaps the worst I've heard since the turn of the century. It sounds like someone's trying to tune an old radio by turning the dial back and forth throughout the entire song.
Ashlee Simpson - La La
This is a bit of a change for the WORST award. This song sucks, make no mistake about that. What puts it over the top is her horrrrrible performance at the Orange Bowl which was essentially by screeching and wailing and guitarists in continuing spasms. Furthering things were the ill-timed pyrotechnics that ended the song. All in all, its horridity (yeah, not a word, I know) was furthered by what followed the pyro... Boos. Cascading. Worst... bowl performance... ever?