Pun Wars II (Part Deux)

Preface: This was the retalliation(sp). Some of them are hard to find. You'll see that they deal with patriotic and 4th of July "things." There is at least one in each sentence. And some of them are split apart.

someone has way way way too much time on their hands..........<clap clap clap clap......clap clap clap clap>How long did it take you to make that?

Hopefully by the 4th, I'll be free from the jokes, liberated from them. Independnce. No more fireworks for you.  Eaglely, you tried, but many of them probably sored over some people.  You think you have the freedom to do that.  You think you can just parade around like that.  You should be striped from your rights to talk.  I have red all of them, they should be whited out and they blew up alright.  You deserved to be bannered just because you think you are a star.  Youve raised the bar to be a good thinker- no one even qued you to come in.  You may have chartered a  new coalition for this field.  No one can match the light you have shone off.  Youve sparked and ignited a new revolution.  I dont think I'll be abel to try lincin any other patriotic words.Frankly, I've been impressed, so I guess you win this time.

Justin

Can you list all the puns in the passage? There is at least one in every sentence.