Pun Wars I

Preface: This was the "shot heard round the world." Not really, but ya know. Anyways, band captain Stacy Spaller sent this out to everyone for the PTC Independence Day parade. At the end, she sneaks in an attack of puns to ignite this volley. There shouldnt be any "personal" information revealed in this. If there is or anything you dont think should be on here, please notify me.

Hey guys,     The 4th of July parade is July 4th.  As you know, we participate in it with McIntosh, and Mr. Daniel said that he would like to have a lot of participation from our school so it doesn't look like McIntosh sent all the people and only a few of us came.  Try to somehow get in touch with your sections and see if they can make it.  There's no pressure for them to decide because we don't need a number of people or anything.  They just need to show up at the practice, which is July 3rd from 9am-12pm at SMHS (not McIntosh.) For the parade, they can buy a t-shirt from Harris Teeter or at the practice for $8 or they can just wear a white t-shirt.  Again, they don't need to decide (just make sure they know about it.)  If you're out of town and/or can't call them let me know.  If you can call them let me know.  So I'll know you got the email. 

Thanks, Stacy

P.S. Questions? Email/call me or for the more complicated questions call the PTC rec. department or Marsha Brown (McIntosh band booster president) at (I don't know why you would need to call them, but I'm just telling you all I know.) P.P.S. Will, I know you're out of town, but I sent you this in case you can email them or something I don't know...

P.P.P.S. Jennifer Gaines, yours is the only colorguard captain e-mail address I know, so that's why I only sent it to you.

P.P.P.P.S. I believe I have reached the rambling stage.  I just had to touch "bass" with you guys.  On that "note", I believe I should "refrain" from continuing to "accent" the "direction" this is taking.  Maybe I should "conduct" a survey to see who thinks I should be "band" from puns; most people can't "stand" them.  The "key" to it is to be really "sharp." (that's my "theory" anyways.) Although, I guess I should "jazz" some of them up, a"chord"ing to Josh.  Well I bet you'll have to get a "Dr. Beat" to check your "pulse" after all of those.  Anyways, I'm sure you've had more of these than you can "Handel", plus I need a "rest," I'm sure I have "tenor" twelve puns in here.  I'll be "Bach" later with more, once I get my "Third Wind."  I really take "pride" in them, and that's "fine." = ) Oh well, I "triad."  (Justin, try and "beat" all of those puns, you're in "treble" now.)  My (drum) "head" is really starting to "spin".   *Don't forget the parade.