My disclaimer still applies to here. No hard feelings RED SOX fans, I was born in Boston myself and I love NE clam chowder.
blueiris13: so who are the braves next victims, oops, i mean
opponents?
presidentwelch: bosox
blueiris13: pedro
presidentwelch: he's not pitching
blueiris13: realllly?
presidentwelch: ya
blueiris13: ok, good
presidentwelch: he was scheduled vs. maddux, but has shoulder
trouble
blueiris13: oh
blueiris13: poor baby, if i was him id suck it up and pitch,
because i am hans
presidentwelch: and I am franz
blueiris13: and we are here to pump
presidentwelch:
blueiris13: ja
presidentwelch: oh, ja, I am pedro....and I am a little girl
presidentwelch: ooohh, my shoulder hurts, I'm in pain...
blueiris13: ooo, the red sox, who names their team the red
socks, what a manly name
presidentwelch: I know that the only useful thing ever named
pedro was a little girl mule
presidentwelch: who could pitch better than the baseball player!
presidentwelch: ja
blueiris13: that was a good one franz
blueiris13: ja
presidentwelch: oh, you also hans....we do not fear anyone who's
baseball team is named after pantyhose
blueiris13: thats for women, the braves, however, are a
manly team
presidentwelch: fen no way you're going to win, pedro
presidentwelch: oh, ja
blueiris13: only thing scary about boston is a green
monster....ooo, a wall, oh no, run away, its going to get me, i'm
sooo scared!
presidentwelch: Chipper, Andruw, they all exemplify the
manliness lacking in the uberwimps red sox
blueiris13: ja
presidentwelch: fen no way you're going to win, pedro
presidentwelch: Manny Ramirez....no no no, he is girlie ramirez
blueiris13: ja
blueiris13: manny, trying to cover up his feminine side
presidentwelch: ja, they never win world series, because they
lost someone named babe
presidentwelch: who is manlier than they are, ja!
blueiris13: ja, reminds me of a pig
blueiris13: you know what we do to pigs, franz?
we cut them up with our tomahawks and eat them for breakfast!
presidentwelch: ja, ja,
presidentwelch: because the braves are a manly team
presidentwelch: they are brave
presidentwelch: not cowardly
presidentwelch: like teh red sox
presidentwelch: and little girls
blueiris13: ja
presidentwelch: ja, the red sox were going to be in "a
league of their own," but tom hanks decided rosie o'donnel
was manlier than nomar
blueiris13: ja
presidentwelch: ja, nomar is too girly to even play baseball
presidentwelch: oh, no more for nomar! i'm scared of meester
beeg bad roja clemens!
blueiris13: ja, i was born in boston, but after my baby
years, i moved out
presidentwelch: ja, good for you hans
presidentwelch: ja, unlike meester schwarzanegger, you won't be
back
presidentwelch: ja
blueiris13: ja, "the rocket" ooo
presidentwelch: ooh, I'm not afraid of that rocket's red glare
presidentwelch: he's too stupid to throw a baseball, he throws a
bat
presidentwelch: but is still smarter than a red sox fan, ooh
presidentwelch: how smart are they?
blueiris13: ooo
blueiris13: i dunno
blueiris13: tell me franz
presidentwelch: we never win, but we still go to the fenway,
because when we have 40,000 together, maybe we can try to have
the manliness of 1 player for the braves!
presidentwelch: ja, it is true hans
blueiris13: oh ja
blueiris13: they probably give away red sox and pantyhose to
lure the fans
presidentwelch: oh ja, at least the white sox from the chicago
don't wear valentine's colors
presidentwelch: they are sooooo pretty, ja
presidentwelch: though not as pretty as helga, eh hans ;-)
blueiris13: ja
blueiris13: you got that correct
presidentwelch: because you are hans
blueiris13: and you are franz
blueiris13: and we are here to pump
presidentwelch: oh, ja, ja
presidentwelch: we are big
presidentwelch: and strong
presidentwelch: ja, hans someday we need to take a trip to the
fenway
presidentwelch: and show those girlies what real men can lift
blueiris13: ja
presidentwelch: ja, hans, you know what the red sox use to warm
up on deck?
presidentwelch: they use dougnuts, ya!
presidentwelch: hans and franz would use pound cake
presidentwelch: ja, make that ton cake, ja!1
blueiris13: ja
presidentwelch: ja, boston is bean town...that must make the red
sox the beenie-weenies, ja
blueiris13: ja, oooo, such a manly food
presidentwelch: ja, they are the gerbers of the baseball world
blueiris13: well franz, i must get some sleep now, ready to
beat some socks tomorrow
blueiris13: until then, i am hans
presidentwelch: and I am franz
blueiris13: and we are here to pump
presidentwelch: ja, oooh, ja, oooh, ja,
blueiris13: bye bye franz, and good night
presidentwelch: I'll be back!