Here is a simply classic rap which Kathleen sent to the residents of 5 Hamilton:
 

I got this friend, we call him Head, in his pencil, he writes with lead.
In 5 Hamilton, he does reside, he lives with Roommate, in the halls of West Side.
In their room they drink Manzana Postobon, I don't know what it rhymes with, so I'll say Banana in a Bong.
One day a squirrel jumped on their screen, Head said, "Hey, get off you furry-ass fiend!"
In 5 Hamilton, there used to be a space, now there is a couch, that occupies that place.
5 Hamilton has a lot of visitors too, even God showed up, and made himself some food.
A future Penn Stater that he soon will be, JT stopped by of the Fuller variety.

Interview with a Former Hamilton Resident!
 
Bryan, one of Terrence's firefighting buddies, happens to be a PSU Alum who resided in 15 and 47 Hamilton! Here, Terrence interviews him about his Hamiltonian experience, as well as what history there is behind 5 Hamilton.

 

Terrence: What kind of history does that room have?

Bryan: They're called "dingles," as in double-single.

Terrence: Dingles, haha!

Bryan: Oh a bunch of parties, chicks, drunken stoopers, lots of items on campus reported as "stolen" ended up there.

Bryan: We broke into the attic of that building and took furniture that was for the lounges...you couldn't walk in the doors of our rooms without walking on furniture.

Bryan: My bottle collection is still in the attic window of the building...it was still there last time I visited PSU, you could see it from the little parking lot where the dumpsters are between the buildings.

Bryan: When we came back from winter break freshman year, there was a note on our door "put it back no questions asked."

Bryan: So we put the furniture back...but we befriended the cleaning ladies and convinced them to leave the attic hatch open...so we went back up about two weeks later and reclaimed our recliners, coffee and end tables.

Bryan: Then the RA found out (he kicked ass, he would drink with us)...he said either put the stuff back or get some for me...so we got him a new chair and coffee table.

Bryan: Then one of my friends in 5 Hamilton didn't like the big chair, so we threw it in the dumpster. Then he went to the computer lab at about 4 o'clock in the afternoon and lifted a roller chair...brought it back to 5 in broad day light.

Bryan: He took it with him when he moved out, and to our apartment the next years.

Terrence: You ended up rooming with the guys from 5?

Bryan: With one of them. The other stayed there all 4 years, roomed the next three years with his friend who had been stuck in no-mans-land North Halls.

Bryan: East is ghetto. The west is awesome.

Terrence: East reminds me of low income housing, and then west looks like dorms at Harvard should.

Bryan: Exactly.

 

 

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