(Bea side note:  What?  I haven't heard this?  Where was I?)  

CAR stops rant to glare at her “so called friend”.  
Shut up Bea, you were too busy listening to your BSB and N*Sync cd's.  YOU TRAITOR! 

 Anyways, *weep*weep*, what will we all do now that Five will
not grace us with their angelic vocal harmonizations?  How will we go on
with our pitiful lives without their music that motivates us to get out of
bed everyday?  Yes, I know what you are thinking: Are we talking about the
same band?  Well it is FIVE I'm talking about, dammnit!  

*OH WHAT WILL I DO!  
MY LIFE NO LONGER HAS MEANING!  
I WILL BE DRIVEN TO MORE POINTLESS WANDERING!*  

And D is much worse than I.  I mean, you all should've seen
her when they were about to cancel Felicity!!  I had to hide all the ICE
CREAM in the house!!!  So, if you all feel the same, D and I will hold
support groups via e-mail.  And remember: 

Five will live on in our hearts!  I believe in you all!

 And with that said, I'm sure we're all wondering what they're doing now.
Well aren't you?  I mean, you don't actually think they're all going for
solo careers?  Come on!  Washed up former boyband members hardly make it,
with a few exceptions.  (I know this because D has all their albums.  I
think she even tracks all of the former NKOTB members using her connections
in the CIA.)  So without furter ado, here is our tribute to 

FIVE: WHAT WILL THEY DO NOW?
*dum, dum, dum*