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Just Some Random Quotes We Find Amusing From Articles and Elsewhere...Our Comments in GREEN   Scott: Try Essex Kababs.  It's the don. --------- Carrie: At least he’s eating something! D:  What is up with Brits and kababs??  I myself don't find them THAT appealing...then again I'm  not British eh?  But hey eating is good Scott...EAT AWAY!! Bea:  Yeah, eat Scott, you look non existent from the side view.  Maybe if you were J’s build.   ---------- The Ritchie Quote Section....He Just Has A LOT To Say.... 1) Ritchie:  My brother's nine years older then me and his mates used to find it funny to make me swear and do really stupid things...so I use to walk around telling  everybody, erm, get lost.   Carrie:  Nine years?  Can we say “accident”? D: I'll have to agree with CAR...Ritchie was one of those "wonderful surprises" I gather??  What I  want to know is:  Is his brother cute??  And available??  BEA would LOVE to meet him!  She likes older guys!  But yeah as an older sister I made my sister do "stupid things"...oh wait I did them too.... Bea:  I think that’s funny what Ritchie said.  And I think Ritchie was planned.  Who wouldn’t want   a sincere loving son like him?   2) Ritchie: Basically your life isn't complete without the two Five albums Carrie:  SHAMELESS PLUG! D: THAT IS SO TRUE!  I couldn't LIVE without my Five albums...I'd just DIE...umm actually I'm  not THAT obsessed peoples (no matter what CAR AND BEA say)...good music but cheesy  plug...again we're hearing it from Mr. Hippy Ritch-miester.  Can you not just picture one of those  Mastercard ads with Ritchie holding up a five album saying to everyone..."Priceless"... Bea:  Funny D.  But yeah, that was a shameless plug and D, you are obsessed.     3)  Ritchie: When I was at gay pride, this guy came up to me, rubbed my chest and said, “Woo! When  you turn gay give me a call!” Carrie:  Uhh…no…it’s too easy. D:  This is NOT the kind of quote Ritchie should be saying to all those people who believe he is to  put it in around the 'bout terms "batting for the wrong side" like CAR.  But funny none the less..and  you know who can blame the guy at gay pride??  Ritchie HAS NICE PECS!  My only question  about this whole quote is Ritchie what WERE you doing AT Gay Pride? Bea:  Yeah Ritch, don’t say that stuff too much.  But I think it is good that he feels comfortable  saying things about gay pride.  Most people are so homophobic they wont say it.  This shows the masculinity that his appearance lacks.  From Songs  "Wiggy wiggy I'm gettin' jiggy"                                                    Abs-If Ya Gettin' Down Carrie:  Yeah right, Abs.  Why don’t you just wiggy wiggy your ass out of here! D:  This only proves my whole "old school" theory about J and Abs raps...and their limited  vocabulary...someone get Will Smith in here to teach the boys how to get "jiggy" with it FOR  REAL... Bea:  That was cruel Car.  Abs, you are weird though. Articles 1) Out of Five who would you pick to be your best man? Abs: "That’s a tough one (thinks for ages...) do you know what, I'd  put them all in dresses and have them as my bridesmaids!"  Carrie:  You know, he’s either trying to be ghetto or he’s being STUPID! D: That would be a funny sight...the boys in dresses...bad thing is that we'd have to see J's back hair and Ritchie would probably look GOOD in that dress....  Bea:  I think that was a funny answer.  He didn’t hurt anyone’s feelings and made a joke at the  same time.  2) If you were a girl, which member of Five would you go for?  Abs: J, 'cause he really cares for his body. He always trims his fingernails and he   always smells really good. He has also a huge range of aftershaves, and he basically  just look really manly. I even saw him naked once. And I've got to say, it was pretty  incredible!  J:  I would probably go out with myself  'cause I don't know how the other guys treat girls.  I have  respect for girls, and when I'm with a girl I do everything I can to make her feel comfortable and happy  Sean: It's too difficult to imagine your friend from a girl's point of view.  Therefore, I'd have to choose myself, 'cause I'm reasonable, loyal and careful. I also tend to look  for a girl with the same sort of character as me.  Scott: I reckon at first I would fall for J, ‘cause he's really good looking - everyone says so.  But in the end I'd fall for me because if you know me, you'll know that I'm a very sensitive guy.  Nobody would fall in love with me because of my body, so I just hope people can see through all that to my  personality.  Ritchie: I'd fall in love with me, Because I like people who are just like me - which I guess make  sense really, doesn't it?! ------ Carrie:  Why do they have such egocentric answers?  Abs at least picks someone else other than  himself!  And why are all these guys attracted to J?  Now that’s just feeding his ego!  If he wasn’t big-headed enough! D: BOYS BOYS BOYS do we not understand the question...it's not talking about YOUR great  traits as a man...we're talking about if you were a girl!  Did J pay you all to say he was great  looking?  (Though can't argue with the man!  Right Bea?)...Do you all have the same taste in guys  that you would ALL like J!  And why was I scared to hear Abs has SEEN J buck naked...please  too much info Abs...too much info! Bea:  OH YEA!!  J is Fine!!  But umm Abs, please don’t share your and J’s intimate moments. And why did the others pick themselves.  Umm, hello guys.   ----------  3) Who wears the most outrageous clothes?  Rich: We've all got out individual styles and we like to look different. But I reckons it'd have to be Abs who wears the weirdest clothes.  Abs: I just do whatever comes natural-I don't really think about it or try to be trendy or anything. I don’t walk down the street with a bowl or anything. I don't put it all on.  --------- Carrie:  Yep!  I totally agree!  It’s all in a day of trying to be STUPID for Abs, I guess.  Ok,   maybe not full stop STUPID.  He just trys to hard to be DIFFERENT, and it just turns out  STUPID! D: HA!  This just proves my whole wardrobe view!!  The boy wears odd clothes!  And he admits  that it's "natural" to him...AYE AYE AYE...and I thought it was just a bad stylist...for gosh sakes Abs GET RID OF THE HEATING PADS you call trendy...PLEASE! Bea: Yeah Abs is the weirdest dresser, but I think it’s cool.  Rock on my friend, you are the cool  one.  I think his dress tells a lot about his personality.   More More More!