Subject: Fan Fiction
                     Specifically: FIVE Fan Fiction

             You guys know what we are talking about right?
          If you don't let us put it in perspective for you....
 
 

"I don't know what to say", she said in a hushed tone as
she reached out hesitantly to touch him, almost as if she
was afraid he would disappear like a dream.

"I know we've only just met five minutes ago.  But seeing
you from the stage, I knew that you were the one...", he
replied as he took her trembling hand in his own and
gazed down at her lovingly.

"But how can it be?  You're (fill in one of the guys names
here) from Five and I'm just (your name goes here)...
we could never work", she cried out as tears spring from
her eyes.

"But I love you", (fill in Five guy's name here) argued.

 
You get the picture right?  Yeah.  Uh-huh.  You met
five minutes ago and now you're in love?  *COUGH*
Sorry...you'll have to excuse Car she thinks she's
going to barf with DISBELIEF.  *COUGH*

Well it's not all that bad people.  Well...mostly
not that bad!  Let's look at our other options...
You also have the five girls meet Five
(and convinently LOOK there are FIVE of them too!!!) and
each hook up with a seperate memeber they just
AUTOMATICALLY click with, the "I love you but I am
pregnant with his baby" soap opera, the psychotic
ex-boyfriend/girlfriend trying to murder your favorite
Fiver or his new love interest "just because", the "we
get married" at the end story, the Five guy or girlfriend
of Five member DIES at the end concept, BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
Basically STUFF that would never happen in real life.
You know the stuff DREAMS are made of.  Hey CAR, BEA, and D
aren't bashing.  We are saying "GO WITH IT GIRLFRIEND"--you
marry your favorite Five member three days after meeting him
at a meet and greet, after he cheats on you with your best
friend, ie psycho, and you've lost your memory and forgot
you've been in love with another Fiver the entire time...
WE GET IT!  IT's FICTION.

And that's when we had this BRILLIANT idea...(I know
we were scared too...)

 
 
  FANTASIES IN REALITY...A Five Fan Fiction

 
We know what you're thinking?  Oh they didn't.
Guess what?  YES WE DID!

*drum roll*
WE HAVE BECOME FAN FICTION WRITERS
(muah muah muah muah...evil laughter....muah muah)

But COME on people you knew this was going to come
in sometime!!  The only decent thing for us to do was well
MAKE FUN OF IT.
But don't worry it won't be as bad as you think.
We enlisted the help of the ever wonderful Jess AKA
Ms. Dreaming:Five Fan Fiction....and VOILA Car, Bea,
and D have becoming bonified FAN FIC WRITERS.
We're writing about the romance, the drama,
the comedy...that is FAN FICTION.
We figured why the heck not.
We're funny...right? *COUGH*

 

                                                       Where did Mary go?  I thought she was in VOID.
                                                           
                     DUH! She went to read CAR, BEA, and D's (oh and Jess!) fan fiction masterpiece!!!
 

Click it.  You know you want to.

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