THE OFFICIAL INTERVIEW
 

OVERALL COMMENTS ON THE OFFICIAL INTERVIEW Stuff to note before you read any further! D: Okay after listening to this C.d. CD we bought IMPORTED at the local Virgin Megastore (I would just like to say that I live in the import section of the Virgin Megastore...the last time I was there CAR had to stop me from buying the Westlife import...I wanted it SO bad let me tell you.  But like a good AMERICAN fan I'm waiting for the AMERICAN release...SIGH...but I can still dream about it can't I??  GO SHANE!).  If you haven't heard it let me tell you that it is FILLED  with the usual Five antics and humor.  They are such a crack up.  They really are!  But after hearing  it I have decided that  1) J just DOESN'T SHUT UP!  He TALKS A LOT!  Who knew he was the talkative type??  He  talked TOO much.  I think he forgot that this wasn't the J OFFICIAL INTERVIEW CD.   So just to set things straight for everyone...HELLO!   It was the FIVE OFFICIAL INTERVIEW CD!  2)  I also realized that Sean and J really DO have fatty northern accents.  I couldn't distinguish what they were saying about their favorite movie!  3) ABS does like his silly high voice a little TOO much.  He squeals every five seconds.  Funny the first time...annoying the 100th time you hear it! 4) Sean DOES get drowned out by the other guys.  He really talks people!!  He starts and then BOOM one of the other lads just talk over him.  Poor guy.   And my last thought about the official interview... 5) PLENTY of shameless plugs about everything Five.  They talked about how buying their SINGLES, their ALBUM, visiting their WEBSITE, AND potential gifts you die hard fans should get them if you're planning on sending them something.  GOOD LORD!  Did I really want to know that Scott wants medium sized Calvin Klien Boxers??  But even with all the merchandising plugs- the boys are cheesy!  Who else would do the WAVE  during a AUDIO interview??  OKAY on to THEIR QUOTES (our comments in GREEN!) (Interviewer) Matt Foister 1) What would you do if you had 24 hours left to live? A. Scott I’d probably do quite a lot of thing I’d like to get a performance in with the lads…to sort of show… Abs: Scott, you've got 24 hours and you wanna dance? Scott: YEAH ---------- Carrie:  Scott is just so retarded.  He reminds me of one of my cheesy guy friends.  Ahh…how  cheesy! D: What is scary about this quote is that Scott probably WOULD want to perform if he had 24 hours to live!  And I KNOW I'm not the only one who can picture him doing the Slam Dunk Dance like there is no tomorrow (because there ISN'T!!!) even if the other lads refuse to!! Bea:  To sort of show what?  You are non existent Scott my friend, please find something better to do with your final 24 hours.  Sheesh!!! ----- B. Sean Sean: Do myself in?  No.  I wouldn’t really.  Ritchie: There’d be no point Sean:  Eh…Go and see my old man go and see all my family and then play a bit of keyboard…go over some of me old music and see myself out of a few… J: You know what he'd do?  He'd write a track about having 24 hours to live. ----- Carrie:  I like how these guys know each other so well.  It’s like D, Bea and I, and how we stereotype each other!  It’s so kewl! D:Ditto on the "they really know each other" CAR comment.  Sean HAS a sense of humor.  He thought of the "do myself in" deal BEFORE J says it later (see below).  It just proves how Sean is OVERPOWERED and forgotten.  But hey- he IS highlighting in this quote that he has musical talent- would the other lads go to their keyboards and write a track?  Do they even KNOW how to play a musical instrument?? Bea:  I must agree with the D and Car.  Sean and J just know each other way to well.  But geez,  these guys have money, can’t they think of something better to do with their final 24 hours? ---- C. Ritchie Ritchie: I’d make sweet passionate love on a bed of roses. ----- Carrie:  Uh yeah Ritchie.  And who would this be with, because I don’t think Billie would…would  this be rekindling the relationship with the left hand? D:  I first heard this and cringed.  WHAT IN THA??  Ritchie TOO much info man!   I know Scott  says earlier (amongst the performing thing) that he'd drink and "have sex"...but DUDE the boy doesn't say exactly where and how.  I think this quote came about because of Ritchie's love of TITANIC.   Who else thinks that this is a sentiment towards that whole Titanic Jack and Rose having sex in that car before the ship goes down...but it's just TOO MUCH!!!  He just had an answer straight away!  I think he fantasizes about it.  He doesn't need the world to end.  He just   needs a willing female....uhh can I suggest CAR the groupie herself? Bea: Ditto!!  CAR could do the bed of roses thing, the groupie that she is.  But umm, that reminds me of American beauty…you know the bed of roses.  And yes, that was WAY too much info. ----- D. Abs Abs: Ask J cause I'm still thinking.  Matt: J what’s Abs gonna do? J: Ummm what’s Abs gonna do? Abs would go to his uncle’s kabab house...  roll around in all the kabab juice…Umm, run through the streets... Abs:  Go see all my cousins…What’s their names J? J: Ichlad, Clow, Lochland, Nichva, Lochlow, Andrew, Peter, Wichnow, Fuchnan... Scott: And I reckon on his way out he would sing "I know my shikadum shikadum eh na” All: "I know my shikadum shikadum eh na"  ----- Carrie:This has to be my favorite quote!  It’s funny how they all make fun of Abs’ turkishness. And the way J goes on just cracks me up!  If you ever meet me, I’ll always be quoting this one! D: The lads are just plain WRONG.  I felt so bad for Abs...just because he's Turkish and ethnic the other guys have to down him!  But you know I have to admit it was funny none the less!  CAR  and I quote this one CONSTANTLY!  ACCENTS and ALL!  ...What's scary about the whole situation is how all the guys started singing the Turkish song.  They knew the tune and the words!  I  don't think Abs is the only one listening to the stuff.  Bea:  I must admit this is a classic.  It’s funny how Abs turns to J as though J knows what he would  do.  And I think the guys weren’t trying to make fun of Abs, they were highlighting the fact that  Abs is in touch with his culture and they all think that is COOL man!! -----  E. J J: “You know what I’d do-I’d actually kill myself so there’d be a reason I’d be dying…” Scott: “Would you stab yourself in the heart with a fork first? Ritchie: “I’m really depressed now” ------ Carrie:  Yep, this is deep thoughts by J, man.  Do you feel the insight? D: J copies Sean's answer.  He's trying to be "original" but OOPS Sean was first!  But hey props  to Scott for implying a method... a slow death that would be...and Ritchie for being oh so sensitive to say that he was depressed and SOUND like he meant it.  What an actor that Ritchie! Bea:  Although J is my man, I must admit that was one of the most stupid things I’ve heard come  out of his mouth (aside from his laugh of course).  Umm, hello J.   ----------  2) Matt:  If you were stranded on a desert island in the middle of nowhere and you were only allowed  three things with you…What would you take?  J: A buxom wench…no…a lady…a CD player…and…no I would have stacked the CD’s inside  the CD player already…massive 100 CD changer things…I’d take one of those umm chocolate  kits where you can paint people… Abs:  Can I tell you what I’d take?  I’d take a mouse, a rabbit, and an  aardvark…and  I’d just chase them around the island ----- Carrie:  Who here other than me said “What the hell Abs?”  He’s trying to be funny, in his immature sort of way.  How could Danielle stand him? D: Sorry to burst J's bubble...but on a desert island THERE IS NO ELECTRIC OUTLETS!  I hope you have an eternal battery!  They don't sell them on DESERT ISLANDS!  Hence the word DESERT.  And do not get me started about the non-politically correct use of "buxom wench"...As  for Abs...OKAY ABS...SURE...WHATEVER YOU SAY MAN....I don't think you're taking drugs....really I don't.... Bea:  Well Abs’ answer is original….very stupid, but original.  And J, well J, you disappoint me friend.  -----  3) On Going Platinum in the US Scott starts by talking about how the album jumped from the 120’s to 27 after the Disney  Special…and the reason…  Matt: “So you owe it to the Disney Special?”  Ritchie: We do owe it to Disney…  J: And my…this is J speaking...my…  Abs: Your talent and good looks  Sean: Ah yes the talent of Jason Brown   J: Huge, immense talent that I have within this stunning, able body.  Scott: I don’t know how he does it…I don’t know how he does it.  Ritchie: See cause we have all realized that us four…are insignificant members of Five  J: Yeah it’s never been said officially but…Just  Scott: It’s the beard that does it…Such a hunk ------- Carrie:  They’re so…adorable!  They way they go on, you could tell they’re mates.  It cracks me  up when they joke around like this.  It’s like they’re actually…HUMAN!  Go figure! D: I'm actually surprised at CAR's tame comment.  You'd think she'd be screaming her  "Five-Ritchie+Abs=Three"...but she's not!  SURPRISE SURPRISE!  But hey loved the Scott  "such a hunk" comment.  As I've said time and time again the guys are just a crack up...they all  contributed a snide comment bless their hearts!  One word on success in America: PROMOTION  BOYS...the Disney Special proves the power of PROMOTION for record sales (YES people I'm still a bitter American Fan...and Bea don't even start about how I shouldn't get worked up!!  I know what the doctor said!  I was there!) Bea:  Yeah D, the doctor, the one that said “Tell me more”.  So yeah, I like when the guys talk like that, it kind of reminds me of how Car, D and myself are.  We could just go on and on about  something and then crack up about it.  Funny Funny.  4) Other Interview Quotes A.  Sean: "It's whilst we're having fun that our singles get done” ------ Carrie:  He made a rhyme!  No wonder he’s so talented! D: Props to Sean for his skills at articulation.  It's just like my "HEY J" rhymes.  Great minds think  alike!  And wow a comment by Sean that WASN'T drowned out by the other Four!! PROPS SEAN!!! Bea:  Hello Car?!?!?  One little rhyme does not constitute talent.  Sean, my boy, you don’t need to  put on your little poetic charm to get a girl, from what I’ve heard, you have ‘em all already. ---------- B. THE ABS QUOTE SECTION...HE TALKS AND TALKS 1) Abs: When we first started out going to different countries…I did have a dodgy haircut. ----------- Carrie:  And you still do, man. D:  He still does is RIGHT!  Get your hair back!  Get it back!  For the love of mankind Abs  PLEASE do something with your hair! Bea:  Well I actually like Abs’ hair sometimes…when it isn’t too long. ---------- 2) Abs (on what he bought with his first paycheck):  I bought all the lads a piece of jewelry to show them how much I love them  J: I didn’t get mine yet…  Ritchie: Yeah --------- Carrie:  That’s cuz he’s lying! D: Where does Abs come up with these things?  The boy is such a wiz at coming up with odd and  "sincere" comments out of nowhere...must have been the stage school roots?!  What I thought was  frightening about this comment is that the first thing that popped into my head was "Scott would  actually probably buy all the guys jewelry" ...Don't you agree?  Bea:  Oh D, STOP with the Scott fellow.  He will never be yours…and why jewelry?  Buy them a  lap dance, they would appreciate that more…and the memory would last a lifetime.  ---------- 3) Abs: “Stop there Ritch.  Ladies right-He’s wearing a nice blue crushed shirt he’s got a nice red cap  and his eyes are dazzling…go on Ritch”  Ritchie: Yeah..uh  Matt: He’s setting the scene  Abs: Yeah  Later…  Ritchie:  Incidentally for the record we were all been munching on burgers right now   (J about to Cut-in) Abs:  Can I just stop you there J… Ritch’s got nice mustard and tomato ketchup on it with onions on it and his eyes are dazzling  Ritchie: Just settin’ the scene…   Abs: Settin’ the scene. ----------   Carrie:  Abs is so aware of the teenybopper following Ritchie has.  It’s true, but you all could have him!  Me, I’ll just stay here and fantasize about Sean! D: BIG TIME LAUGH from me!  Abs you are SO funny.  It wasn't an annoying silly voice comment it was HILARIOUS!  Was this a shout out to the fact that Ritchie has "model good   looks" or what.  Abs thinks SOMEONE is a pretty boy....and I don't think Ritchie thought it was THAT amusing to mock him...but I DID! Bea:  Yeah, Abs cracks me up here…”his eyes are dazzling”.  But yeah, the Ritch meister did not  appreciate that one so it seems.  ----------  5) Matt: What do you like and dislike about yourself and about each other?  J: I’ve started developing some hair on the top of my back…Which I’m really not impressed with …I’ve just got to 23 years of age and I’ve got a carpet started on my back…I’m gutted…I’ve got  to start waxing soon -------------   Carrie:  A little too much detail there, J my man!  How would he feel if all of us girls started talking about our feminine afflictions in excruciating detail! D: Like Ritchie's bed of roses comment this one gave too much info- (You are SO right CAR!).  GROSS is all I have to say and I'm plugging what I've said previously about J's wardrobe: If there is hair DO NOT WEAR WIFE BEATERS J!  It will only show it off...NOT CUTE  NOT CUTE! Bea: I thought that was such a thoughtful answer.  I mean THEY did ask what he didn’t like about   himself…but I do think the question might have been personality wise…so J is vain. ----------- 6) On Girls J: A) We’re too busy to do anything or get up to anything and B)….you just don’t get anyone coming over… Scott: It’s like the old thing…say for instance you met this girl at a bar and started speaking to her  and you thought “Aw she’s really nice” and you got on really well and you think “Aw she genuinely  likes me” and then you meet her the next time and then a few days later you go to her apartment maybe and you go up to her bedroom and the lights go off and the music comes on…“Do you want to get freaky” Abs: Was it my voice or was it the fact that it was a Five song? ------------   Carrie:  This is another favorite quote of mine!  I think it’s because of the dramatic way Scott said  it.  He has such a flair for the dramatic!  It must be the acting lessons! D: Another music suggestion out there for the chicks that might pick up a Five lad at a bar...When The Lights Go Out...it'll produce the same effect...funny thing is both songs feature AB with first vocals!!  I liked Abs' comment here...is it his voice??  Nope.  It's the song.  That's just  obsessive...it's just like when the lights go on and the guys see the wall of posters with their face on it and the shrine you've built to them in your spare time...*cough* like CAR's Sean shrine *cough* Bea:  This is a favorite quote of mine as well.  Scott is a deep meaningful young lad.  And then there is Abs with his 2 cents worth.  ----------   More talk from the lads?