Ok, so now it is my take on the Five Bad Boys.  Well I must say that although they are all pretty great, the greatest would, OF COURSE have to be J.  One might be wondering why J is the greatest out of five people...well read on and I guarantee, you too, will be persuaded as was I.

ABS: So Abs is great and everything.  He is the best dancer and all, but he is lacking
something.  I think maybe it is the unevenness of his eyebrows or the baggy pants that just don’t seem to fit....maybe it is both.  But anyways, Abs is just lacking something.

RITCHIE: Need I say more than merely the name?  I mean this guys lips are as red as a tomato.  Not to mention the fact that his hair has been died one...million times too many.  Bleh!  But yeah, so as you can see, although Ritchie is a great compassionate person, he too does not live up to the greatness of the one and only J.

SCOTT: Scott....spikes, stick.  Yes these three words all start with S’s.  When he turns sideways, it is almost impossible to see the lad.  Oh yes and that alone should be a good enough reason for anyone to think that he, too, does not live up to the greatness of J.  However, for those of you that need further explanations, well just know that Bea is always right.

SEAN: Well although Sean comes quite close to measuring up to J the great one, he
seems to forget to speak a lot.  Some would say that the others don’t give him a chance to speak.  Well I beg to differ.  Sean has a loud voice, anyone can hear that in the songs, especially in “Sunshine”. BUT, his lack of intellectually stimulating words just makes one think, “Wow, J really is the greatest”. 

J: And now for J. J is the greatest.  Number one, he is the oldest, and hence, the most mature.  Number two, he dresses “bombdiggy”.  Number three, he is the most photogenic of the group.  Number four....need I say more?  J is the greatest Five member.  Anyone can see that.  For these reasons and more.  He doesn’t have crooked eyebrows like Abs, or a girlie persona like Ritchie, or a stick figure like Scott, or the lack of a voice like Sean.  And thus, we find that J, is in fact the greatest Five member.  Thank you, Thank you very much.
 
 

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