spikesounds

Spike Sounds

Buffy: What are you doing?
Spike: Making this woman more comfortable. I'm not sampling, I'll have you know. Just look at all these lovely bood-covered people. I could, but not a taste for Spike, not a lick. You wouldn't like it.
Buffy: You want credit for not feeding off of bleeding disaster victims?
Spike: Well, yea.
Buffy: You're disgusting.
Spike: What's it take?

Spike: Now why would I do that when it's buggin you so much having me here?

Spike: Bloody hell! You threw me through a window! What's that about?

Spike: Umm, theres something I got to tell you, about showing you Riley in that place. I didn't mean to.. anyway, I know you're feeling all betrayed, by him, not me. I was trying to help, you know. Not like I made him be there, after all. I was actually trying to help you. Best intentions...I mean,you know, pretty state you'd be in thinkin things are all right, while he's toddlin' halfway 'round the bend. O, I'll insult him if I want to! I'm the one who's on your side! Me, doin' you a favor! And you, being dead petty about it. Me, gettin nothing but your hatred, and your venom, and your ungrateful bitch!! Buffy, there's something I wanted to tell you.

Spike: Small world. Oh, dear. If looks could state. You havin fun, pet? Trollin for your next ex? I gotta say, you could do better.
Buffy: I told you I -
Spike:Thought I was gonna leave town. Free country, free party. If you want me to leave, you can put you hands on my hot, tight little body and make me.

Spike: Hello, all. What's going on then?
Giles: Spike, you're not welcome here.
Willow: Yeah, and by the way, we're working on a way to de-invite you from here.
Tara: Even if it is a public place.
Xander. Nah, forget it. Letting him in is good, 'cause then we get to toss him out.
Anya: Ooo, can we throw him out the window like the robot did? 'Cause that was neat.
Spike: Robot? That's what she was? I knew something wasn't right. Hey! Someone's glad to see me, aren't you, little bit?
Dawn: Stay away from me.
Tara: I-I think you better go.
Spike: Ok, now. I was afraid of this. Misrepresentations, misunderstandings, slurs and alligations. I don't know what Buffy told you, but the thing is,the Slayer and I worked together, side by side, to get rid of Dru. Who was up to no good.. And I don't mind telling-
Giles: Spike, listen to me-
Spike: Look, its just, I'm trying to explain. She might have said some things that sounded like I expressed some kind of-
Giles: We are not your friends. We are not your way to Buffy. There is no way to Buffy. Clear out of here, and Spike, listen to me, get over it.
Spike: I don't what you mean.
Giles: Yes,you do. Move the hell on.

Angel: Spike
Joyce: Oh my god. Get out of here.
Spike: Yeah, you're not invited.
Joyce: He's crazy, he'll kill us.
Spike: Not while I breathe! Well actually, I don't breathe.
Angel: Joyce, listen to me.
Joyce:You get out of this house, or I will stake you myself.
Spike: You're a very bad man.
Angel: Joyce, you can't trust him. Invite me in.You touch her and I'll cut your head off.
Spike: Yeah, you and what army?
Buffy: That would be me. Angel, why don't you come on in?

Anya: Who are you?
Spike: Spike.

Drusilla: Do it again, do it again!

Drusilla: I only dreamed you'd come

Drusilla: Would you like a party favor?

Drusilla: Shhh, I've got good games for everyone.

Drusilla: Ok, hurry back, then.

Drusilla: Psst, we're going to destroy the world. Want to come?

Drusilla: Everything in my head is singing!

Drusilla: Angel...
Angel: Yeah, baby. I'm back.

Spike: Do you like it, baby?
Drusilla: It reeks of death.

Spike: People still fall for that Anne Rice routine.

Anya: Who are you?
Spike: Spike.

Joyce: You get the hell away from my daughter.
Spike: Women!

Spike: Baby like his supper? Baby like his supper? Why doesn't baby have a nap?

Spike: Are you threatening me? That's not very nice. We're all gonna be very best friends.

Spike: I'm gonna have to bring out the big guns.

Spike: Slayer with family and friends, that sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.

Spike: Someone's in the ceiling.

Spike: C'mon now, enlighten me.

Spike:Yeah, you. You think I'm afraid of you? We were happy! You brainwashed her. I could just... You, I'll show you who's.. cool guy. You're going down.

Spike: By George, I think he's got it!

Spike: Home sweet home.

Spike: Drusilla, I'm home.

Spike: She didn't even kill me. She just left. She didn't even care to cut off my head or set me on fire! I mean, is that so much to ask? Some little sign that she cared?

Spike: Why did you do it, baby? Why did you leave me? We were happy. You stupid, worthless bitch! Look what you've done to me.

Spike: Hot you were, throwin' yourself to the lions for the sap these days. Well, the lions are on to you, baby.

Spike: Love's a funny thing

Spike: (singing) I did it my way.

Spike: (singing the rest of the song from above)

Spike: Well this is just neat!

Spike: Nice work, love.

Spike: Oh yeah, you two, just friends. No danger there.

Spike: You've got thirty seconds to convince me not to kill you.

Spike: It doesn't work like that, Peaches. And when did you become all soul-having again? I thought you outgrew that.

Spike: I'm sorry, baby. I'm a bad, rude man.

Spike: Oh, sod the spell,your friends are at the factory. I'm really glad I came here, you know? I've been all wrong-headed about this. Weepin', crawlin', blamin' everybody else. I want Dru back, I just gotta be the man that I was. The man she loved. I'm gonna do what I should have done in the first place. I'll find her, wherever she is, tie her up, torture her, 'til she likes me again.

Spike: Now that was fun. Oh, don't tell me that wasn't fun. God, its been so long since I've had a decent spot of violence. Really puts things into perspective.

Spike:You were my sire, man! You were my Yoda!
Angel: Things change.
Spike: Not us, not demons! Man, I can't believe this. You Uncle Tom!

Spike: Look what we have here, crashers.
Buffy: I'm sure our invitations just got lost in the mail.

Spike: This should be a kick.
Buffy: I violently dislike you.

Spike: We killed a homeless man on this bench. Me and Dru. Those were good times. He begged for mercy, and you know,that only made her bite harder.
Buffy: I guess you had to be there.

Spike: I'll make it quick. It won't hurt a bit.
Buffy: No, Spike. It's gonna hurt a lot.

Spike: Ow.
Buffy: What's wrong, not that I care.
Spike: Oy, my head. I think I'm sobering up. It's horrible

Spike: God, I wish I was dead.
Buffy: Well if you close your eyes and wish real hard-
Spike: Hey, back off!

Spike: What do you know! It's your fault. The both of you. She belongs with me. I'm nothing without her.
Buffy: Yeah, that I'll have to agree with. You're pathetic, you know that? You're not even a loser anymore, you're a shell of a loser.
Spike: Yeah, you're one to talk.
Buffy: Meaning?
Spike: The last time I looked in on you two, you were fighting to the death. Now you're back making googly eyes at each other like nothing happened. Makes me want to heave.
Buffy: I don't know what you're talking about.
Spike: Oh yea, you're just friends.
Angel: That's right.
Spike: You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love 'til it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other 'til it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends. Love isn't brains, children, it's blood. Blood screaming inside you to work its will. I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it.

Spike: Who the hell is this?
Buffy: It's your lucky day, Spike.
Kendra: Two slayers.
Buffy: No waiting.

Spike: And so, I said " You know, I don't have to put up with this." and she said, "Fine." so I said, "Fine, do whatever you like!" I thought we were gonna make up, you know?
Joyce: Well, she sounds very unreasonable.
Spike: She is, she's out of her mind.That's what I miss most about her.
Joyce: Well, Spike, sometimes even when two people seem right for each other, their lives just take different paths. When Buffy's father and I-
Spike: No, this is different. Our love was eternal. Literally!

Spike: You got any of those little marshmallows?
Joyce: Let me look.

Spike:You do me now and you'll never find the little witch.
Joyce: Willow's a witch?
Buffy: And Xander?
Spike: Him too.
Joyce: Wait. Xander's a witch? I-I

Saleslady: Did you come in through the back?
Spike: Yeah, I need a curse.
Saleslady: A what?
Spike: A curse. You know, something nasty. Boils. I want to give him boils. All over his face, I mean dripping, puss sores. Really go for the gusto here.
Saleslady: I'm hearing a lot of negative energy and I have been-
Spike: Leprosy. Alright, a spell that makes his parts fall off. Thats sounds proper.
Saleslady: We don't carry leprosy.

Spike: It was that truce with Buffy that did it. Dru said I'd gone soft. Wasn't demon enough for the likes of her. And I told her it didn't mean anything, I was thinkin' of her the whole time. She didn't care. So we got to Brazil, and she was-she was just different. i gave her everything. Beautiful jewels, beautiful dresses- with beautiful girls in them, but nothing made her happy! And she would hurt! I caught her on a park bench making out with a chaos demon. Have you ever seen a chaos demon? They're all slime and antlers- they're disgusting! She only did it to hurt me. So I said,"I'm not putting up with this anymore." and she said, "Fine." and I said, "Yeah, I've got an unlife, you know!" and then she said- she said we could still be friends. God, I'm so unhappy.
Willow: There there.
Spike: I mean friends! How could she be so cruel?

Willow: I-I don't know if this is gonna work right away.
Spike: Well, if at first you don't succeed, I'll kill him ,and you try again.

Xander: I'm gonna run and get Buffy. Or, maybe you could fight him
Spike: Yeah, I could do that, but I'm paralyzed with not caring very much.
Troll: You there! Do you know where there are babies?
Spike: What do you think, the hospital?
Xander: What? Shut up! Um, listen-
Troll: I find myself very hungry. And when I am hungry I grow short of patience.
Xander: Well, we can take care of the hungry. So hows about you just sit down on one of the sturdier chairs, and we can have a calm talk and something to eat.
Troll: Can it be babies?
Xander: Well, not so much.
Troll: Aw.
Xnader: But maybe, some roast pigs, and stags, and much hearty grog!
Spike: They've got this onion thing.
Troll: You cannot appease me! Do not try! More ale!

Spike: They have chicken wings too. Also sort of a flower-shaped thing made from an onion. It's brilliant.
Xander: Are you talking to me hoping that I'll get so depressed that I'll impale myself on a fork right in front of you?
Spike: Lovely thought. If I don't hurt you myself the chip wouldn't zap me. I could eat you that way. Beat the onion thing all to hell.

Spike: Hey, watch it.Oh, it's you.
Xander: Spike! Don't let me stop you from not being here.
Spike: I was here first.
Xander: Uh huh. Go away.

Xander: Hey, those are mine.
Spike: My, my. Someone's in a temper. This all sympathetic misery borrowed from the Slayer?
Xander: What? No, nothing to do with Buffy.
Spike: So she's alright then. Not uh. holding grudges?
Xander: What are you talking about? What does Buffy have to do with anything? What grudges?
Spike: Oh yeah, ok, no need to talk about her then. I'm sure she's merrily slaying some pals of mine, having a grand ol' time.

Xander: They get in these fights and they're both looking at me like I'm the referee. And also I'll say something about Anya and Willow will get this look, this uh 'what the hell do you see in her' look.
Spike: I know that look. A lot of people never really got Dru, y'know?
Xander: Well, she was insane. Then its like, well, I get all torn. 'Cause Willow's my best friend and I really value her opinion, but uh, Anya's my girlfriend, y'know?
Spike: Yeah. What does the Slayer think of all this friction in the ranks? Can't be good for morale.
Xander: I don't know.
Spike: She's a little preoccupied, maybe. It's understandable what with all the upset. All the blaming of innocent bystanders that got caught up in the mess.
Xander: What?
Spike: I mean did she want to be made a fool of? And, what does a person have to do to make it right? Hey, watch it mate! On second thought, do what you like.