Faith Sounds
Faith: You're thinking, "You'll never get away with this!", warm?
Joyce: Actually, I was thinking my daughter is going to kill you soon.
Faith: Is that a fact?
Joyce: More like a bet.
Faith: Whoa.You got a pair on you Joyce, I like seeying that in a woman your age.
Faith: When are you gonna get this, B? Life as a Slayer is very simple. Want. Take. Have.
Buffy: Want, Take, Have. I'm gettin it.
Buffy: I've been looking for you.
Faith: I've been standing still for eight months, B. How hard you look?
Faith: About time, soul boy. Ready to play now?
Faith: Anyway, for real now. I'm gonna ask you something and you gotta promise to be honest and not spare my feelings, just cause I could kill you. Ya promise?
Joyce: I promise.
Faith: Ok, how do I look?
Joyce: Psychotic.
Faith: Hmm, I was shooting for sultry, but hey.
Faith: I wake up to find out this blonde chick isnt even dating the guy she was so nuts about. I mean, she's moved on to the first college beefstick she meets. And not only has she forgotten about the love of her life, she's forgotten about the chick she nearly killed, for him. So, that's my dream. That and some stuff about cigars and a tunnel.
Faith: That's the thing about a coma. You wake up all rested, and rejuvinated. I'm ready for payback.
Buffy: So much for pleasantries, huh?
Faith: What'cha think, I'd wake up and we'd go for tea? You tried to gut me, blondie.
Faith: Ruby Sunset, Burgundy Skyline, Harlot. Hmm, way to go, Joyce.
Faith: Something made us different, we're warriors, we're built to kill!
Buffy: To kill demons! That does not mean that we get to pass judgement on people like were better than everybody else!
Faith: We are better! Thats right, better. People need us to survive. In the balance, noboy is gonna cry over some random bystander that got caught in the crossfire.
Faith: I know what its like, you think you matter,you think you're a part of something, and you get dumped. It's like the whole world is moving, but your stuck. Like those animals, in the tar pits. It's like you keep sinking a little deeper, every day, and nobody even sees!
Faith: Now normally, I wouldn't wear a color this dark. But read in some magazine, eight months in a coma will damage a girl's natural skin tone. Good thing pale is in this year.. or was it last year?
Joyce: I think she's horribly unhappy.
Faith in Buffy: Well, could be things are looking up, I mean, a little stint in the pokie, show her the error of her ways. I'm sure there's some big ol' Bertha just waitin' to shower her ripe little self with affection.
Joyce: Buffy!
Buffy: Synchronized slaying!
Faith: New Olympic category!
Buffy: What do you know about Angel?
Faith: Just what your friends tell me. Big love, big loss, you oughta deal and move on, but you're not.
Buffy: How about from now on, we don't hear from you anything about Angel, or anything else in my life. Which, by the way, is my life.
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