In the pleasant seaside town of Wellington, New Zealand, there lives a cartoon character by the name of Pooky.
Born Leonard Douglas [name withheld for legal reasons] on the 26th day of September in the Year of Our Lord One Thousand, Nine Hundred and Seventy-Four, he became the Pooky at the tender age of 22 as a result of a humourous experiment going tragically wrong.
He is known as Doug to his immediate family, Pooky to people who know him, and Lucan to the music world.
Pooky's job is to convincingly pretend to be able to play the flute rather well. He has also dabbled in stand-up comedy from time to time. And, he's written some short stories and poetry here and there, but the poetry shall remain forever buried in the murky depths of obscurity, as it's complete crap.
Pooky's pet hate is people who write their own biographies in the third person.
Go back from whence ye came!
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