The Diary of a Dunce
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Entry 4
*Zoo*
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Dear Piece of Paper, Grandma took me and Nick to the zoo today. She bought me a stuffed bear and Nick said I was a bad boy for stealing mailboxes. HOW DOES HE KNOW? It's like he's an all-knowing all-seeing person thingy. Yeah. So at the zoo I like, found this straw, and it was one of the bendy ones, you know? Well, those are my favorite of all the many straws, so I picked it up and made my own marching band, and I marched (haha) all over the zoo place and sang and tooted my straw at the many different biggie animals. It was really fun until this mean zoo guy (haha he works at a zoo. haha!) stole it from me and threw it in the trash. So then I called him a rat-face dude. And he like, kicked me out of the zoo with Nick and Grandma. And Nick took my bear. But on the light side (I make good puns! haha) I learned that no matter what your older sister BJ tells you to do, you should not stick a lightbulb up your nose. It gets stuck. Or was that raisins? or... shoes? -The Little Prince of POP. P.S- haha that's ME!
