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The Dairy of a Dunce
Entry 1
*Mailboxes*
Dear Diary, Today when I was walking into town, I saw a magnificant thing! I saw a mailbox! I couldn't believe it! I have such good luck sometimes, I mean, first my own musical career, now a MAILBOX?! When will the luck ever stop? Anyway, as I was admiring the mailbox-- how blue it is, the amazing shape and size, how it holds letters-- when I walked into a STOP sign. Or maybe it said POTS. I don't really remember because my head is still kind of, you know, like, "throbbing" in a sort of "throbby" way. I WILL TAKE THE MAILBOX BY SURPRISE TOMORROW! I am a hot stud muffin roar. wait. Muffins don't roar. Do they? I don't know. Hmmm. "muffin." I'm so smart. -Aaron C. Carter. P.S- I AM COOL. P.P.S- yeah. P.P.P.S- goodbye now diary! or is it dairy? Wait... which one comes from the cool cows? Diary? I think so. Or was it dairy? Or... was it moo-moo ville... hmm... I'll find out tomorrow.
Entry 2
