-anon.
"When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail..."
-anon.
"Everybody can offend someone, but it takes someone special to offend everybody."
-anon.
"Karma is like caramel, chewy and useless."
-anon.
"Life is STILL a game that you can't restart from your last save file."
-anon.
"Do not confuse luck with skill."
-anon.
"There are no stupid questions, only stupid people."
-anon.
"Olly-olly-polly-woggy-ump-bump-fizz."
-Calvin and Hobbes
"Hmmmm...So the internet is on computers now..."
-Homer Simpson
"So, what's the speed of dark?"
-Mark Fisher
"Watty Nutty"
-anon.
"Duct tape is like the force...It has a light side, a dark side, and holds the universe together..."
-anon.
"O nintendo, o nintendo...Playing it is my hobby, but even if I miss one day of it, I tend to get quite sobby."
-anon.
"If a tree falls in the middle of the woods and hits a mime, does anyone care?"
-anon.
"Who cares if you made it in 2nd?! In my book, 2nd is just the first loser.
-Mark Fisher
"...Until then, same bat channel, same bat time!"
-announcer from batman
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but two rights make a U-turn!"
-anon.
"Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, cuz by then he's a mile away, you've got his shoes and you can say whatever the hell you want."
-anon.
"Who is your daddy and what does he do?"
-Arnold
"Cover me Wedge!"
-Idiot Lando in Rogue Leader
"Electricity is really just organized lightning."
-George Carlin
"No man fights as fiercely as one who has forgotten to save."
-Mark Fisher
"Oooo! 2 pizza's for the price of one at pizoni's! But Dad, they have terrible pizza! Yes, but there's TWO!"
-The Simpsons
MORE ON THE WAY!!!!!
