Recently Meredith has put out ten 'reasons' why she thinks girls are better than guys. I have kindly taken the time to point out the error of her ways.
Reason #1: Girls rule, and boys drool, Duh!!!
This isn't even a valid reason. It simply states the fact that Meredith is trying (and fails) to prove.
Reason #2: We always smell good, of course so does Ryan, wonder waht that means?
The last time I went into a gym I smelled some girls and let me tell you, it was definitely not what she defines as 'good.' And about Ryan; yes, he always smells good, now I really wonder what that means.
Reason #3: We are smarter, guys, yes, it is a proven fact.
Notice she gives no reference to where this 'proven fact' of is.
Smart People Throughout History Survey (done by yours truly)
Albert Eintstein (male) - 100.0% first response
Da Vinci (male) - 32.7% second response
Thomas Edison (male) - 40.5 % second response
...need I go on...
(spelling mistakes in Meredith's reasons: waht, hygeine)
Reason #4: We live longer!
This is one fact that is sadly true in America, but really, who cares! Personally I don't really want to be alive as a blithering old idiot. But still, there is hope for men yet. http://www.msnbc.com/news/743069.asp
Reason #5: We aren't afraid to ask directions!
That's because you're too stupid already to know which way to go, unlike men.
Reason #6: We can multitask. When was the last time you saw a boy putting on mascara, driving, and talking on a cell phone at the same time?
Well, the funny thing about that is yesterday I saw a she-male doing that. And I've got a better question, When was the last time you saw a female drummer in a band that didn't suck?
Comment by Flip: First: And then girls crash and die. Second: I have occasionally played video games, chatted online, done homework, listened to music, and eaten bagel bites at the same time.
Reason #7: We have much better personal hygeine!
This is Meredith's poor attempt at repeating reason number two, which I have already thoroughly disproved.
Reason #8: We always have an excuse to be mean! half the times a girl says I'm just PMSing its not true.
Yes, you've got me there... girls are better than guys because the have PMS...
(that was sarcastic folks)
Reason #9: We can totally manipulate guys! Funfun
Totally!...The only person you're manipulating is yourself with these phony reasons, Meredith.
Reason #10: The girl won survivor!
Would that be the first one, where the guy won? O wait no... was it the third one, where the guy won?...no...ooohhh, you were talking about the other two! Yes I believe it's an even 2 to 2.
Well I believe that about does it for Meredith's 'reasons.' I've got one more reason to add onto Philip's list... Meredith only had 10 reasons and Philip has 29!... make that 30!