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Reasons I'm Glad I'm A Guy and Not A  Girl
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I don't have to have babies.  'Nuff said.
2.)
I get to help make the baby.  Still 'nuff said.
I get to ask out girls instead of sitting around waiting for them to ask me.
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I get to wear comfortable clothes and still look absolutley smashing.
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I don't have to paint my face every day.
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Guys just shave their faces, and they don't even have to do that!
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Has there ever been a female president?
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Sitting around all day is a respectable activity.
Most guys know how to take breaths and pause while they're talking.
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What do you do with all that hair?
Guys can get over their problems.
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13.) All I know how to make is easy mac and popcorn... and that's good enough for me
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14.)
If you pick up a shirt and it doesn't smell bad, it's wearable.
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15.)
Guys tell girls what they did wrong before they yell.
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16.)
Guys get all the cool jobs.
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17.)
There is no WNFL.
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18.)
Guys can have cool names like Carlos and Jed.
Read what the Bible says about who's the head of the household.
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The last name stays put.
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21.)
Car mechanics tell us the truth.
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Fancy Dress: $2000.  Rental Tux: $100.
If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, we'll probably become lifelong friends.
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You don't have grab three friends every time nature calls.
25.) Guys don't have to wear panyhose or high heels.
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26.)
GI Joes are better than Barbies.
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It only takes 5 minutes to get ready.
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Girls are like cell phones, push a wrong button and you get disconnected.
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29.) Men are capable of making simple decisions in less than an hour.
I have 29 (or is it 30?) reasons.
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*        contributed by Travis Cagle.
**      contributed by Stephen Fogg.
***    contributed by Jimmy Wehr.
****  contributed by Cari Brady.
***** contributed by Lauren Ray.
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