Bordism is a state of mind in which you are so incredibly, undeniably bored out of your head that you begin to make up words, like, for example, 'bordism'. Other word invented during the state of Bordism are 'squizzle' and 'squonky', both of which will be added to the Oxford English Dictionary, just as soon as someone invents a definition for them...
FAME! (I'm gonna live forever)
Famous bordists include Aretha Franklin, Neil Hamilton and "that bird who left Hear'Say". All joined the International Society for Bordists, who once became so bored, they started to try and pronounce the acronym of the society, but no one could figure out how to say 'isb', so they just gave up and got bored once again...
HISTORY
Bordism, founded by Dr. N. Armitstead in 2002, was once unheard of throughout the world, but today, many Europeans, including the Fishlakians are embracing the new, exciting world of Bordism.
