You might be a fisherman if...
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* You have a power worm dangling from your rear view
mirrow because you think it makes a good air freshener. |
* Your wedding party had to tie tin cans to the back
of your bass boat. |
* You call your boat "sweetheart" and your wife "skeeter" |
* Your local tackle shop has your credit card number
on file. |
* You keep a flippin stick by your favorite chair
to change the tv channels with. |
* You get 40 to life because your teenager asked you
to buy a jet ski. |
* You name your black lab "Mercury" and your cat "Evinrude". |
* Bass Pro Shop has a private line just for you. |
* You honeymooned on Lake Okeechobee--ALONE. |
* You have your name painted on a parking space at
the launch ramp. |
* You have a photo of your 10 lb. bass on your desk
at work instead of your family. |
* You consider viennies and crackers a complete meal. |
* You think MEGABYTES means a great day fishing. |
* You send your kid off to the first day of school
with his shoes tied in a palomar knot. |
* Your wife wears green lipstick so you'll kiss her
more. |
* You think there are four seasons--Pre-spawn, Spawn,
Post Spawn and Hunting. |
* Your $30,000 bass boat's trailer needs new tires
so you just "borrow" the ones off your house. |
* Your wife tells you she is feeling "frisky" but
you don't know what she means until she explains she wants to spawn. |
* You trade your wifes van for a smaller vehicle so
your bass boat will fit in the garage. |
* Your kids know it's Saturday---Because the boats
gone!! |
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