WELLS
FARGO RULES FOR RIDING THE STAGECOACH
Adherence
to the Following Rules Will Insure a Pleasant Trip for All
1.
Abstinence from liquor is requested, but if you must drink, share the
bottle. To do otherwise makes you appear selfish and unneighborly.
2.
If ladies are present, gentlemen are urged to forego smoking cigars and
pipes as the odor of same is repugnant to the Gentle Sex. Chewing
tobacco is permitted, but spit WITH the wind, not against it.
3.
Gentlemen must refrain from the use of rough language in the presence of
ladies and children.
4.
Buffalo robes are provided for your comfort during cold weather. Hogging
robes will not be tolerated and the offender will be made to ride with
the driver.
5.
Don't snore loudly while sleeping or use your fellow passenger's
shoulder for a pillow; he or she may not understand and friction may
result.
6.
Firearms may be kept on your person for use in emergencies. Do not fire
them for pleasure or shoot at wild animals as the sound riles the
horses.
7.
In the event of runaway horses, remain calm. Leaping from the coach in
panic will leave you injured, at the mercy of the elements, hostile
Indians and hungry wolves.
8.
Forbidden topics of discussion are stagecoach robberies and Indian
uprisings.
9.
Gents guilty of unchivalrous behavior toward lady passengers will be put
off the stage. It's a long walk back. A word to the wise is sufficient. |