FishCheese The Story:
FishCheese was first created in 2001 by me Daniel Nicholas it was discovered after i made cheese famous mainly by using cheese as an insult, the idea of cheese caught on and since this was one of the only topics you could talk about randomly without people questioning your sanity I realised it had some potential.
This was all back in the last end of the year 2000 after cheese caught on it was only being used as a insult or a adjective which was not good enough in the early years of 2001... In one very boring history lesson me and Jake Turner (remember him!!!) neways, we were combinin random things for example egg-bird (they were actually good, that was just a stupid example) and one of the ones which i came up with was FishCheese for some reason this made Jake burst out laughing interupting the whole class and trampy miss Evens (for those of you that don't know her she has crooked yellow teeth and knits her own jumpers [cough]TRAMP)
Later..... in 2002-2003 in year 10 english class we we're made to create an advert on a whole new product and not knowing what to do i made mine on FishCheese - A whole new breed of cheese. After this the xXx movie came out STEALING my slogan so i had to re-think later changing the slogan to Eat More FishCheese after finishing my STUNNING looking poster our english teach the 1/2beast miss Dimoglou read out and ATTEMPTED to embarrass me infront of the class with the poor product that is FishCheese! BUT this plan backfired in the evil witches face and the whole class caught onto the idea of FishCheese. after this the popularity of FishCheese grew and i created my first site on it (http://mr.fishcheese.tripod.com/fishcheese) although this site was not sucessful because i only spent 10minutes on it and well.... it sucked! after this we are here at the present day.
2004 FishCheese industrys are up and running and this website has been published with a full and working non payed staff of ... me. HI!!
this is the story of FishCheese i doubt you read it but i got backache writing it :(
BYE!
'Eat More FishCheese'
Remember im just a boy with a dream.... : (
So any money you would like to send......... I was serious!
How we make FishCheese
I have decided to do this in steps to make your reading pleasure easier!
Step one:
We (any refrences to we means I) Take a Fish usually from the local sea if you've seen Brighton beach your know the quality of my product....
Step two:
We take a bar of cheese and grate the cheese til at a pointy angle
Step three:
The mouth of the fish is opened normally using a car jack to maintain a fully opened jaw this is done until the fish jaw if broken and the guts slowly exiting via the mouth
Step four:
The shapened cheese is placed into the fishe's mouth and then the fish is place into a vice (the kind your find in a woodshop)
Step five:
If the fish is firmly secure the cheese is bashed into the fishes body via a mallet
Step six:
All blood and guts are cleared up and ready to marinate the FishCheese before being sent off.
Step seven:
The fish arives near to fresh at your door.