Every man explained for childs
by:7k
Once there was a little boy named Boggy, he liked stories that were soggy by sogg I mean some what scary for a small child andvery convoluted. One day Gand paw short-sack introduced him to Every-Man Hybrid the most spookie34st and most convolutiest series in all of media.
Boggy thought thew the neighvbor was very good at explaining stories to him so he asked hg if he could explain the story (Thew's nickname is hg by the by) as he was very confused and didn't know what anything was.
So Thew sat him down in the foier and began to tell him the fully anotated tale to him.
“so in the begginning” began hg “there were 4 kids that lived in centralia” “what's a centralis” asked Greg the neighbor howard allways loved but wouldn't admit . “well greg” began Hg “centralis I mean Centralia was a mining town that was destroyed by an inferno in a cole mione below the ground .” “okay said greg before he jumped out the window and flew away to happy land where [eople]p who understan Every-Man Hybrid go. Boggy wishes to join him like all normal people but in order to do that he naturally must sit and listen closely to HG's explanation. “the 4 kids are calld the mining town 4 and dr.Correnthall raised them.” Oh” said boggy inquisitively. “Then something bad happened to the mining town 4” “oh no, short tuffinhs,what happened next??” “slender man is what did happen” “ Ihate him he's so bad and talll”
“Later after that they were reincarnated.” “whjats a reincarnation sadi me” said Boggy “basically Hindus existance indicates that people when they die are reborn as diferent people and animals sometimes aswell.” “oh” “but not inthis case they are always reborn as the same popple.””okay but what about those others with the white man” “the tall white man is the slender man” “no I mean the white short guy” “oh that is the rake he rakes people to deathe” “oh”
“any more questions” asked HG “nah I'm good” Boggie went to happy lanmd . “Iguess my work here is do-” before HG could finish that statement that he made to himself Howard stepped in “can you teach me abot the Hybrids?” “Oh sure I love explaining things “ “Hurry up I just want to be with Greg “ “okay what do you need to know “ “in the newer epiodes they say they are fake and don't know names? WHY?” “oh see that is simple see the true reaso n why they do that is that they were always fiction and were brought in our world through the internet” “okay” Howard began to float away but then Night Mind walked in and said that it was actually space wolves so they all died the ewnd>
Wugz and Vugz
by:Rain
ONce upon a time the Wugs ruled over our country/ They lived life as though they were royalty. Every night they ate candy and ranked eachother's ability to lpay video games. That is, a part from the poorer Wugs that had no such lxury. The Wugs treated the Vugs really poorly. The Vugs were forced to work for unreasonably lon g periods of time without time to play. They had to eat vegatables instead of candies. That is, a part from the free Vugs who could do as they chose. In today's times Wugs and Vugs have identical parts in the country. Both Vugs and Wugs are free do succeed or afil based upon their own talents and flaws.However,Some Vugs think that they still live back in times where they had no freedom. They are entirely correct, of course. Emotions are 100% more important than the facts. Wugs the say, still owe them for the pain they suffered back then, even if they Vugs weren't around when tha. Wug police, the Vugs say, treat the Vugs unfairly, even though most arrests of Vugs are justified. Because people, or I should say, the Wugs and Vugs are of the same species they find comminalities, stikl. They both agree that GIRL VUGS AN D WUGS are ret treated much worse than boy vugs and wugs could ever be. Only few amongst the vugs and wugs are in disagreement with this sentiment. They point to facts such as boy wugs and vugs ge t operated on when they are born, the hgigher amount of boy vugs and wugs that are in prison, and how unfair the legal system is during a breakup between a boy and a girl. Due to the feelings of the girls, as well as the Vugs boy Wugs are seen as monsters, incapable of feeling emotions, or having the urge to protect the people closest to them from harm. Girls and Vugs point to how often boy Wugs are in the highest paying postions. They say it's because of their privilege, while ignoring the hard work most of them have put in to get there. They're right of course, because feelings trump facts.
1000 years in the future Vugs are exactly half of the population, and in ever y proffesion there is exactly half girls and boys, half vugs and wugs. Everyone is treated by the supposed action of their eansestorseasdafsdsg ancestors. Fi their ancestors were treated poorly, they are treeated well. If their ancestors were treated well they are treated poorly. That is justice. Societal Justice.