Get Bent committee!!!!
Strong words there from previous impeachee Dave"The Cowboy" Cox. The question now is not if but when? When will Becca take over the reigns. In an awkward sidestep involving crutches and a ginger penis Mark"Tic-Tac"Ahern put forward a proposal for a power sharing executive claiming that "It worked really well for my uncle and he's great!!" it was later discovered that Tic-Tac was in fact referring to this man who is not his uncle but is in fact HIS MOTHER!!!
A recent bombshell from one of the primary members ...cornerstone in fact of the the Canoe Club (aka-autocratic free association movement)
"As you are all aware..an imposter walks among us..none other than the soul stealer- MARK AHERN. i am currently recruiting geurilla kayackers to join the cause in overthrowing this fascist dictatorship.by popular vote I AM YOUR CAPTAIN.join me or face the consequences.
i take no prisoners... i am the future"
The ITCs Ten Most Wanted.
These are the glory days my comrades...except for one thing. The outrageous actions of the UCDCC committee and their repeated attempts to stifle democratic process. This however may work out for the better, take a look at Cuba for example. Time is the great decider and it will tell us whether they are Hot or Not. For the moment however they are the ITCs Ten Most Wanted.
Petition to Impeach The Committee completed...
Given the recent revelations involving some crazy committee females vandalizing private boats in the boathouse the ITC has recieved a petition of eleven members calling for a 2005 Impeachment. We are now in a position to call an EGM. The signed petition is being stored in a safe place, but can be viewed by clicking here
From the UCD Message Board "The committee is demonstrating a clear lack of leadership and showing indecisiveness over what is a crucial issue for the club. Have they an ulterior motive in postponing the EGM so that they can rig the elections?
Whilst, an impeachment of the whole committee may be premature, the ITC's vigilance will continue"
Already the Committee of 05'-06' have called for their own impeachment
In a Statement today issued by ex-committee renegade Louise"Sticky Fingers"O'Hara and endorsed by current committee members such as Fresher"12 inch"Dave it was stated that Holly(aka Charlotte) "GOT" Erasmus. While it is still unclear what type of disease "Erasmus" is exactly it is evident that it is contagious as she has taken the rather drastic step of emmigrating to Belguim
"Posible effects of Erasmus"
Election 05' Reaches Fever Pitch
The present tyranical overlords, three of whom are running for the captaincy of next years committee, have been accused of post editing. In a strongly worded address to the general public entitled committee editing posts our very own slapper said "is anyone else getting pissed off with posts being edited by members of the committee?
Why should they be allowed to edit stuff that we post?". This scathing review was launched on the back of certain proponents of the BIG TOM campaign having their posts edited. Apparently the poster vote_big_tom aka Colin Caprani had his post edited to the stage where it's message was indecipherable. Other Big Tom "annonymous" posters such as Vote Big Tom no.1 aka Mick Moore and Brendino aka Brendan "whiplash" Dempsey who have been going hell for leather in support of the TomB campaign have all showed their indignation. The ITC is now considering impeaching three of it's members as a result of this apparent support for a current committee member and the lack of support shown for The Glorious "The Jim" and his election manifesto.
More Bad News On The Horizon For The Ordinary Schmoe......
The rats are leaving a sinking ship it would seem as UCD suffers a critical defeat at the intervarsities. It appears that Trinity boozed more chronicly than UCD and that UCD came a disgraceful fourth in the Polo. Previously UCD had been lauded as heroes of the paddling world for coming a distinguished last while sneering drunkenly in the face off all polo related opposition but not any more. Even Donnie previously an ardent supporter of the commitee is quoted as saying "This committee is turning us into polo puffs, they have been in power long enough! An abysmal seventh place in the Intervarsities and apparently even Trinity were drinking more. This can't go on. This committee shouldn't be left in a charge a semester longer!. The question we must ask is can we wait, what damage will they cause between now and AGM, what will they do next? polo training on a Thursday? Creek boats and rescue for the Liffey? A static down Jacksons?????!! Enough is enough Impeach Now!!!.
News has seeped to the ITC information and scandal detection team that in a gigantic turnaroun d the committe have decided to impeach themselves. .
No longer able to hide behind the tyrannical beurocracy with which Tom"the thighs"Bannon and Mrs Caoimhe"The "Mad Dog" Foot"Murray have governed and ruled the club (much to it's detrement) the committee are in the process of calling for an AGM at which the current committee shall be impeached and then flogged and the new committee shall be sworn in.
It is at this point we at the ITC would like to nominate a three headed captain of Simon de Barry, Jim "The Gym" Kennedy and Fergal. We're all rooting for the boys who could carry out the role of absentee landlord which would truly benefit both the club and the South American economy."But what experience have the boys got" you may ask. Well in our estimation no-one has more experience of dealing with gangsters, the seedier side of south american governments and police officers and we feel that this is the kind of forward thinking that would lead the club to true greatness or as the say in Ecuador Estupendo-ness "
Thank you for your time,
Staff at ITC HQ
Breaking News: 07-02-05
Covert committee operation discovered..
While you were tucked up safe in your beds over the weekend our fearless news team were hot on the heels of Caoimhe "nails" Murray and Eoghan "the pansy" Powell as they travelled, under the cover of darkness and under the pretence of captain and secretaries weekend, to the north of Ireland. The ITC obseverved the two "members" travelling to many seedy hotspots and sporting orange attire. Caoimhe seen here was snapped outside the house of a prominant northern unionist. The pansy was seen in UCD sporting brand new and rather curious looking footwear today. Our intrepid reporters that they were in fact merchandise from a little known New York football team...set faces to stunned and click
here .
Breaking News: 01-02-05
Theres no commit in the word Committee...
This bulletin comes at a time of serious instability in the "establishment" which is the so called committee.
The "man" has decided that we must wear either blue or orange hoodies which is clearly a break from the traditional lime green that the club has always adopted. The advocates of the "outrageous orange" campaign within the ranks can be clearly identified here on the 10 most wanted photofit and include proponents such as captain buckfast and "The Meabh".
The blue camp are an even more odious camp and include Tom"Boiling hole licker"Bannon and Danny"regular hole lover"Joyce. Both colours are an offence on the senses and we feel there is only one course of action open to us and that is to call for IMPEACHMENT
Petition to Impeach The Committee completed...
Given the recent revelations involving some crazy committee females vandalizing private boats in the boathouse the ITC has recieved a petition of eleven members calling for a 2005 Impeachment. We are now in a position to call an EGM. The signed petition is being stored in a safe place, but can be viewed by clicking here
Welcome
Folks,
We here at ITC HQ would
like to thank you for your interest in this most important
of public issues. We hope that through our campaign we
may be able to successfully bring things back to the way
they were... which we may add was better in our day. We
believe that it is the basic right of every member to have
things the way they were, with all services and facilities
being of top quality.
For those interested in knowing
who is behind the ITC, well sorry but we are not organised
in any rigid "committee-like" structure, but
rather are a simple gathering of like minded individuals who
believe in something. Latching onto a few quiet
mumblings from disenchanted members we have be galvanised by
the energetic approach taken by Mr. Jim Kennedy, who single
handedly started this campaign. Following this, and
his subsequent unfair treatment by the tyrannical incumbents,
the numbers supporting this cause have swelled
rapidly. All we ask is that you please lend your
support to this campaign, it is for your own good.
The ITC have recently released some rare photographic material of the 'Committee'. These people are considered to have arms but not be particularly dangerous. Click on the link to view the ITC Ten Most Wanted fugitives. If you have any information on the whereabouts of any of these people, don't bother telling us as we don't really care. Your support is much appreciated.
In the future we hope to
expand this site to include stories and images of how things
should be... as well as a shop retailing the finest trogdor
merchandise.
Thank you for your time,
Staff at ITC HQ |
News and Updates:
Committee does nothing for a couple of days in a row...
Following recent heated debates, the Committee appears to have gone into hiding. This is not good enough. They are our elected respresentatives, thereby the rightful brunts of abuse. By going into hiding like this they are once more shirkng their responsibilities. This sort of behaviour should not be tolerated. IMPEACH!
In other news, congratulations to Paul Power, who is today celebrating his 24th birthday. When asked to comment on the current Committee situation, he was quoted as saying "It was better in my day"
7/10/03 Petition to Impeach The Committee...
Following some fine investigation work from Mr. Brendino, it has come to our attention that it IS actually possible to 'Impeach The Committee'. All we need are ten names on a petition and an EGM. If only this webpage manager knew how to set up an online petition. D'oh! Foiled again.
6/10/2003:Quote from today's correspondence: kmck stated: "Since
Jim started the impeach the commitee campaign during the summer
when we hadn't even had one trip yet! I would just like to say
that in fairness we have now to start the uncle Brendino drink
campaign it is the duty of every person in the country, nah the
world, to give Jim and brendino as much drink as possible."
- while this claim will have to be investigated to verify if
they would in reality pursue such a course, having never been seen
to spend money on anything, we are still shocked by this turn of
events.
6/10/2003: In recent days
the attacks on our ranks have increased. Our campaign is
obviously hitting home. Keep up the good work.
5/10/2003: A very good
retreat was held in the Kerry wastelands (left derelict by a lack
of activity under the current regime) was held. A lack of
water meant many hours were spent in the pubs and the aquadomes of
the area debating the future plans for impeachment.
3/10/2003: Donnie
has been inducted into the ITC HALL of ELDERS, the wise ones who
remind us of how it used to be...
Some interesting links:
http://www.votetoimpeach.org/
http://www.larouchepub.com/impeach_ridge/
http://www.thesaurus-dictionary.com/files/i/m/p/impeach.html |
